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I am a bad person.
So compliments on the sheer magnificence of you looks are good.#1 Most Popular - You are gorgeous! You look like Marilyn Monroe. (hahaha... no i dont!)
Being fascinated with you and asking around for info on you is good. Sort of.#2 Second Popular - Are you (insert my name here)? I've seen you around. (Ok, creeper, im sure you have seen me around but im freaked out because you know my name)
Outing one's self as a pervy alcoholic look for a frolic (I made a rhyme!) is bad. I think I don't have to worry about that.#3 One of my top goofball compliaments - Can i buy you ladies a drink? Come get me when you are drunk. (Ummmm... no. Im drinking water and you are about to get a bath lame-o!)
Stalker == bad. Who knew?#4 One that never gets old - You have a great body, ive been checking you out all night! (great... just great... another stalker!)
Wait, compliments aren't so good? I was with you up until this one. So I shouldn't tell you that I like the ink on your feets? Well fine then, I won't.#5-? All the rest- I love your hair, Nice shirt, You have pretty eyes.... (blah blah blah...Im sorry, there is music on and i cant hear you!!)

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