- Dec 28, 2003
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1. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
2. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
5. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
6. What do people in China call their good plates?
7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
8. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??
9. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
11. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
12. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
2. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
5. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
6. What do people in China call their good plates?
7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
8. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??
9. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
11. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
12. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
