UN predicts disaster in...

[Hammster]

guess how many years?

U.N. Predicts Disaster if Global Warming Not Checked

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

.

 

[thecolorsblend]

So global warming will destroy whatever y2k leaves behind?

 

[Hammster]

Here's my plan to help stop global warming:

-Use my Sony Walkman less. No need to use up batteries like that.
-Watch TV for only an hour a day. I might have to miss a few episodes of MacGuyver and Magnum P.I.
-Carpool with my friends whenever we decide to go to the rollerskating arena.
-Listen to my Police albums less.
-Recycle my Pepsi cans.
-Use less aerosol cans for my hair.
-Volunteer to clean up the Michael Jackson concert area.

This will be totally tubular!

Let me know how that went.

 

[W2L]

Eat less beef. Cattle farts are destroying the world.

 

[MariaJLM]

Eat less beef. Cattle farts are destroying the world.

Funny enough there's a bit of truth to this.

 

[W2L]

there's a bit of truth to this.

Or not.

 

[brinny]

Eat less beef. Cattle farts are destroying the world.

LOL! You beat me to it.

 

[Chesterton]

Also interesting to learn that there could be "an exodus of 'eco-refugees', threatening political chaos". Do all exoduses of refugees threaten political chaos, or only "eco-refugees"?

 

[W2L]

UNITED NATIONS (AP) _ A senior U.N. environmental official says entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising sea levels if the global warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000.

 

[USincognito]

Or not.

How would you know?
Rearing cattle produces more greenhouse gases than driving cars, UN report warns

 

[USincognito]

Also interesting to learn that there could be "an exodus of 'eco-refugees', threatening political chaos". Do all exoduses of refugees threaten political chaos, or only "eco-refugees"?

In this case, it's likely to be the scale. Half of, say, Sudan becoming refugees is a humanitarian crisis. Half of central Africa becoming refugees is a humanitarian disaster.

 

[USincognito]

Here's my plan to help stop global warming:

-Use my Sony Walkman less. No need to use up batteries like that.
-Watch TV for only an hour a day. I might have to miss a few episodes of MacGuyver and Magnum P.I.
-Carpool with my friends whenever we decide to go to the rollerskating arena.
-Listen to my Police albums less.
-Recycle my Pepsi cans.
-Use less aerosol hairspray cans for my hair.
-Volunteer to clean up the Michael Jackson concert area.

This will be totally tubular!

Will you be travelling back to 1985 in your Delorean?

(And if you do, let me know. I need you to take a message back to high school me.)

 

[W2L]

How would you know?
Rearing cattle produces more greenhouse gases than driving cars, UN report warns

I know that the UN was wrong.

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[USincognito]

I could drive you there myself but you're paying for the plutonium.

Plutonium? That might take a while... say Monday?

 

[Monk Brendan]

guess how many years?

U.N. Predicts Disaster if Global Warming Not Checked

It was ST. John Chrysostom who said that.

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[brinny]

UNITED NATIONS (AP) _ A senior U.N. environmental official says entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising sea levels if the global warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000.

 

[USincognito]

I know that the UN was wrong.

I see a lot of deniers who "know" the U.N. is wrong, but they cite a single report or a statement someone has made rather than the actual data. Your response was posted less than 2 minutes after I put up that link telling me you hardly had time to read it, much less digest the data and refute it if you could.

Sorry, but "hurr durr, duh un ers rong" isn't going to cut it in this case.

 

[W2L]