'Twas

[Chesterton]

I just wanted to let everyone know I'm going to start saying 'twas instead of "it was". It's a real time saver, plus I just like it. I don't care what anybody thinks. You're not the boss of me!

Also, henceforth, I will be describing hot things as "hotter than a two dollar pistol", if and when said things are in fact hotter than said type of pistol.

Carry on.

 

[charsan]

 

[Tom 1]

I just wanted to let everyone know I'm going to start saying 'twas instead of "it was". It's a real time saver, plus I just like it. I don't care what anybody thinks. You're not the boss of me!

Also, henceforth, I will be describing hot things as "hotter than a two dollar pistol", if and when said things are in fact hotter than said type of pistol.

Carry on.

Remarkable.

 

[Chesterton]

Remarkable.

You claim it's remarkable, yet you didn't remark. Not sure I trust you.

 

[Tom 1]

You claim it's remarkable, yet you didn't remark. Not sure I trust you.

‘Twas o’er e’en before ‘twas started. Fain t’wer a grander word-hoard I had. So.

 

[Bob Crowley]

I hp y hv wnnfl dy. Cttng t t vwls svs lts f spc.

Th Wll Strt Jrnl s nly hlf t sz nw. Thnk f ll th trs svd!

 

[Chesterton]

I hp y hv wnnfl dy. Cttng t t vwls svs lts f spc.

Th Wll Strt Jrnl s nly hlf t sz nw. Thnk f ll th trs svd!

It may save some trees, but it certainly cost me time having to decipher that, and time is our most valuable commodity.

 

[Amittai]

It doesn't put me in a 'tis.

 

[Chrystal-J]

I'm gonna say "shan't" instead of shall not.

 

[John Helpher]

I daren't oppose the good sense here.