“It just blew up the minute he entered the room.”
The polygraph, which relies on the amplification of micro-voltages generated by physiological signature of untruthfulness, appeared to spike to dangerously high electrical level when Trump opened his mouth to greet everyone before being hooked up to the device.
“It shouldn’t even be able to draw that much power.”
Attempts to use a backup unit also failed, after the trace needles on it vibrated so violently that the polygraph shook itself apart on being removed from its case.
“The strange thing is we hadn’t even plugged it in.”
