...applaud young wing on the wonderful parody!!!
Here's a one I wrote a couple of years ago (but it took me waaaay more than 5 minutes!):
We're The Couch Taters Who Don't Do Anything
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Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh[/FONT]
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Chorus:[/FONT]
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We are the coach taters who don’t do anything [/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]We just stay in here and lay around[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And if you ask us to do anything[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Well just tell you we don’t do anything[/FONT]
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But we’ve never been to Greenland[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never swam a river[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never sat on couches in St. Louie or St. Paul[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never seen a pink cow[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never danced the rumba[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we never bounce the trampoline when we fall[/FONT]
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Chorus[/FONT]
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And we’ve never swung the porch swing[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never mowed the green grass[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never changed the channel[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Cause, “Where’s the remote control?”[/FONT]
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And we’ve never walked ‘cross the room[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never owned a bopper[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we never bounce the trampoline when we fall[/FONT]
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Chorus[/FONT]
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O we’ve never plucked a guitar*[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve not too good at nerf ball[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never thrown our mashed potaters[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Up against the wall [/FONT]
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And we’ve never kissed a kiwi[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never gotten green gooped [/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we never bounce the trampoline when we fall[/FONT]
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And we’ve never been here unplugged[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never been over hugged[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never been able to catch[/FONT]
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That big red rubber ball[/FONT]
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And we’ve never bathed in blue goo[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we don’t look good in helmets[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we never bounce the trampoline when we fall![/FONT]
*pronounced: gee (like in McGee) tar! lol
(There are about 7 of us here at CF who once upon a time were chatterers together at another site, and several things in this parody refer to that. If the internet kicked us offline and we "fell" out of chat, we would hope that the "falling" person would bounce on the trampoline. We also would "bop" one another, thus the reference to a bopper and helmets, to protect against bops, lol. We'd blue or green goop one another just for fun, etc...in other words, we had a jolly good time!
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