Time 2... (7)

[tsubasa]

...sing "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" in the countryside!

say singing + countryside = happy tsu!!

 

[AliveIndeed]

!!

...post the lyrics (complete with chords, lol) to "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" lest you don't have them handy!

First we tune: Arrrr! Arrrrrr! Arrrrrrrr! Arrrrrrrrrr!!

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (a Veggie Tune)

{Refrain}
We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

/ G - C - / G - D - / G - C - / G D G - /

Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

/ G - - - / - - D - / G - C G / - GD G - /

'Cause we're... {Refrain}

And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck
And I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're... {Refrain}

Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

{Refrain}

And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings
And we've never been to Boston in the fall

{Refrain}

 

[tsubasa]

The Pirates Who Don't Do Very Much (a tsune)

(Disclaimer : This is a parody which has taken me 5 minutes to write. I don't own the song or the tune or anything else!!)


{Refrain}
We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Very Much
We just stay home and surf the net
And if you ask us to do a lot
We'll just tell you, we don't do very much

/ G - C - / G - D - / G - C - / G D G - /

Well, I've never been Fabulous 40s and I've never been to General Theology
And I've never buried treasure in Singles or Apologetics
And I've never been to Women's Discussion and I've never been to Number Games
And I've never been to a homepage in the fall

/ G - - - / - - D - / G - C G / - GD G - /

'Cause we're... {Refrain}

And I never change my character and I never remember to log out
And I never veer to the back button 'cause I never leave Time 2
And I've never talked to Chrisbot and I've never given blessings
Because we love the game made by dew

'Cause we're... {Refrain}

Well, I've never met a mod and I'm not good at sudoku
And I've never sent a PM here before
And I've never changed my mood and I've never used the IM
And I've never been to CF in the fall

{Refrain}

And I've never been to Mariology and I've never started a chess game
And I never even knew we could have jobs
And I've never seen a teen and I've never had a buddy,
And the corn we eat is popped, not on the cob

{Refrain}

 

[AliveIndeed]

...applaud young wing on the wonderful parody!!!

Here's a one I wrote a couple of years ago (but it took me waaaay more than 5 minutes!):

We're The Couch Taters Who Don't Do Anything

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh[/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Chorus:[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]We are the coach taters who don’t do anything [/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]We just stay in here and lay around[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And if you ask us to do anything[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Well just tell you we don’t do anything[/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]But we’ve never been to Greenland[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never swam a river[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never sat on couches in St. Louie or St. Paul[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never seen a pink cow[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never danced the rumba[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we never bounce the trampoline when we fall[/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Chorus[/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never swung the porch swing[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never mowed the green grass[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never changed the channel[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Cause, “Where’s the remote control?”[/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never walked ‘cross the room[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never owned a bopper[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we never bounce the trampoline when we fall[/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Chorus[/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]O we’ve never plucked a guitar*[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve not too good at nerf ball[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never thrown our mashed potaters[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]Up against the wall [/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never kissed a kiwi[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never gotten green gooped [/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we never bounce the trampoline when we fall[/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never been here unplugged[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never been over hugged[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never been able to catch[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]That big red rubber ball[/FONT]

[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we’ve never bathed in blue goo[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we don’t look good in helmets[/FONT]
[FONT=Garamond, Times, Serif]And we never bounce the trampoline when we fall![/FONT]

*pronounced: gee (like in McGee) tar! lol

(There are about 7 of us here at CF who once upon a time were chatterers together at another site, and several things in this parody refer to that. If the internet kicked us offline and we "fell" out of chat, we would hope that the "falling" person would bounce on the trampoline. We also would "bop" one another, thus the reference to a bopper and helmets, to protect against bops, lol. We'd blue or green goop one another just for fun, etc...in other words, we had a jolly good time! )

 

[tsubasa]

decide that alive is a genius!!

awesome!

 

[JPPT1974]

Eat some suppper!

 

[4Everloved]

thank God for the joy!!!!!

 

[tsubasa]

take a shower.

 

[alexa143]

what i miss here?

hello everybody

 

[MrFreshdew]

say hooray :clap 2 all the songs of mindlessness

 

[MrFreshdew]

sing those songs swabbies while yer up on the deck

 

[MrFreshdew]

wear sum different garb

 

[MrFreshdew]

just for a day

 

[MrFreshdew]

say maybe

 

[MrFreshdew]

have fun

 

[MrFreshdew]

have a bbq

 

[MrFreshdew]

eat sum meat

 

[MrFreshdew]

eat on an island

 

[tsubasa]

wear sum different garb

say good plan, I think I need to put me pirate gear in the wash!

 

[tsubasa]

get changed again...