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CF has always been a site that welcomes people from different backgrounds and beliefs to participate in discussion and even debate. That is the nature of its ministry. In view of recent events emotions are running very high. We need to remind people of some basic principles in debating on this site. We need to be civil when we express differences in opinion. No personal attacks. Avoid you, your statements. Don't characterize an entire political party with comparisons to Fascism or Communism or other extreme movements that committed atrocities. CF is not the place for broad brush or blanket statements about groups and political parties. Put the broad brushes and blankets away when you come to CF, better yet, put them in the incinerator. Debate had no place for them. We need to remember that people that commit acts of violence represent themselves or a small extreme faction.
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Once upon a time... one small Man lived in a houseboat that floated in the Atlantic Ocean. It sprung a leak. The man got very terribly frightened. He jumped onto a small island that happened to be unheard of. Little did he know that on his houseboat a bird was stuck in the window. The bird kept screaming and yelling in such terror that he tugged all of the rest of the hair he had on his chest. a sail boat ...came towards him...and rescued him and took him to the hospital. The man was In the ER and almost dead. The doctors rushed into the room To see him but it was too late. The doctors told his Relatives that he left a letter for them. And they should go to his house, Drink sweet tea and collect his favorite books and... his latte machine. Then go to the funeral home but drive past ...and then go...as quickly as...they could to....quick as a jackrabbit...Cancel funeral plans. So they all ...pooled their resources...and drank tea...containing orange pekoe and diet pepsi, not lemmon Pepsi, but vanilla Pepsi; with pepperoni pizza, with chocolate sauce and with icecream! All at once, blended all together it tasted grand! Next he boated to an unknown secluded island, where a monster lurked. The Monster had a toy train, rare Beanie Babies, and stranded castaways... and some gum. He was very fond of butter on baked potatoes in fancy restaurants. Chocolate on spaghetti was also his favorite thing to eat at any dumpster behind McDonald's, but that island in the Caribbeam had no McDonald's but had Wendy's. It was appalling to the monster that he didn't like to eat anything Wendy's offered. The monster hummed to himself while...whittling some driftwood into the shape of David Letterman. After ten minutes, the man remembered he never knew how much fun pouring carbolic acid on his pancakes and his flip-flops could be. He sneezed and remembered he left candles and a flintstone under the third rotten green apple in his boat.
Manfully shouldering his long, fluffy, yellow boa, he strolled thirty yards forward only to meet a bug! He squashed the bug but the bug spoke in Portuguese and he said, "Wait! Don't kill the whales, i love all whales! and would be tickled pink if you got me some smoked salmon, and a gasoline filled bucket, and
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