JamieWilsonDC
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- Dec 10, 2004
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Once upon a time... one small Man lived in a houseboat that floated in the Atlantic Ocean. It sprung a leak. The man got very terribly frightened. He jumped onto a small island that happened to be unheard of. Little did he know that on his houseboat a bird was stuck in the window. The bird kept screaming and yelling in such terror that he tugged all of the rest of the hair he had on his chest. a sail boat ...came towards him...and rescued him and took him to the hospital. The man was In the ER and almost dead. The doctors rushed into the room To see him but it was too late. The doctors told his Relatives that he left a letter for them. And they should go to his house, Drink sweet tea and collect his favorite books and... his latte machine. Then go to the funeral home but drive past ...and then go...as quickly as...they could to....quick as a jackrabbit...Cancel funeral plans. So they all ...pooled their resources...and drank tea...containing orange pekoe and diet pepsi, not lemmon Pepsi, but vanilla Pepsi; with pepperoni pizza, with chocolate sauce and with icecream! All at once, blended all together it tasted grand!
Next he boated to an unknown, secluded island where a monster lurked. The monster had a toy train, rare Beanie Babies, and stranded castaways.
Next he boated to an unknown, secluded island where a monster lurked. The monster had a toy train, rare Beanie Babies, and stranded castaways.
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