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Three Pastors

CSMPreacherMan

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Three Pastors were having lunch.

One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away."

Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they still won't go away."

The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church. Haven't seen one back since!"
 

Jesusfrk4life77

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haha...but not ya know~ kind of insulting but so funny! I alwayz go to church but yeh....hahahahaha...ignore the WHOLE 1st part that i said....but u prolly wont cuz by this time uve already read it and plu si said to ignore it so to most people it means dont ignore it....study it! jkjk! haha
 
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