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dragoniatiegre
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Four ministers meet up in a park, on a beautiful day, and start discussing various doctrinal matters. Eventually, they land on one topic, where the three male ministers are against the one female.
Knowing full well that she's right, she prays to God: "Oh, Lord, Thou knowest that I am right on this matter. Please help me convince these three that they are wrong. I ask for a sign to convince them."
As soon as she had finished her prayer, the skies began to darken considerably, and the wind started to pick up. The female minister turns to her companions, and points out that the weather change is an answer to her prayer. They simply respond that it's a coincidence.
She prays again, for a stronger sign, to convince them that their opinion is wrong. As soon as she finishes her prayer, thunder booms, and lightening strikes a tree not 50 feet from where they're standing...with no rain.
A little shaken, she turns to her companions again, and they re-iterate that's it's simply a coincidence.
Exasperated, she asks God one last time for a sign to convince them. Immediately, a deep voice from the heavens calls out, "SHE'S RIIIIGHTT!!!".
With obvious delight at this, the woman turns to her three companions again, knowing that they can't call the very voice of God a "coincidence". However they just shrug their shoulders and say...
"Well, now it's three against two."
Knowing full well that she's right, she prays to God: "Oh, Lord, Thou knowest that I am right on this matter. Please help me convince these three that they are wrong. I ask for a sign to convince them."
As soon as she had finished her prayer, the skies began to darken considerably, and the wind started to pick up. The female minister turns to her companions, and points out that the weather change is an answer to her prayer. They simply respond that it's a coincidence.
She prays again, for a stronger sign, to convince them that their opinion is wrong. As soon as she finishes her prayer, thunder booms, and lightening strikes a tree not 50 feet from where they're standing...with no rain.
A little shaken, she turns to her companions again, and they re-iterate that's it's simply a coincidence.
Exasperated, she asks God one last time for a sign to convince them. Immediately, a deep voice from the heavens calls out, "SHE'S RIIIIGHTT!!!".
With obvious delight at this, the woman turns to her three companions again, knowing that they can't call the very voice of God a "coincidence". However they just shrug their shoulders and say...
"Well, now it's three against two."
