threads die so easy!

[tulc]

It has come to my attention that some of our newer members may not realize that I am one of the apocalypse thread killers, that my mutant power to kill threads while well known BC (before crash) has been somewhat restrained of late. Well no more! I will kill THIS thread as a demonstration of who is the rides the "Blue Horse of the Apocalypse" (John wouldn't write about it in Revelation's because there was no internet at the time! But my time has come now!) Bwahahahaha!!!
tulc(no real threads were hurt making this thread die)(except this thread of course)(but you knew that, right?)

 

[PuppyforChrist]

I'm not even gonna ask...

 

[Noddingdog]

Tulc, hast thou attempted to recreate thy "last posts" thread? Thou hast indeed done a good deed! ATTACK!!!!

/me readies the Sausage-O-Matic

 

[Snowy]

and people think I'm crazy???

 

[ukok]

tulc - you're not killing this thread that easily!

 

[fieldmouse3]

Hmmm....don't see this thread dying yet...

 

[tulc]

fieldmouse3 wrote: (#6)
"Hmmm....don't see this thread dying yet"

Yes it is! Look around the edges and you'll see it, honest!
tulc(who has coated the entire thread with stain guard, so no grease can stain our conversations!(tulc looks meaningfully at noddingdog, and arches one eye-brow)

babygirl789 wrote: (#4)
and people think I'm crazy???
To quote that great Renaissance poet George Carlin:
"A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining."
tulc(rider on the blue horse of thread killing, accidentally left out of the book of Revelations)

 

[TCapp]

Shall I get an axe, and "hack" this thread?

 

[tulc]

MMMMMM, Axes!
tulc(just remembering happy times as a youth!)

 

[Noddingdog]

OK...

/me coats the sausages with anti-stain guard coating...

FIRE!!!!
THUDTHUDTHUDSMACKWHAMCRASHWALLOPBANG!!!!!

(As the smoke and dust settles, a rather angry and sausage-covered thread-killing tulc can be seen sitting dazed on the floor...)

LIVE, THREAD!!!! LIIIIIVVVVVEEE!!!!!

 

[Snowy]

*throws a pie at noddingdog then quickly runs off laughing* ROFL!!!

 

[Noddingdog]

LIVE, THR.. (SPLAT!!)

/me quickly responds with a barrage of eggs!
/me sits in the corner sulking with pie on his face

 

[Alice the Sister]

I ruin the chat quite oft.en

I FEEEEEEEEL YOUR PAIN

yes i do

 

[Durango]

Is this the thread that shall never cease to exist?

 

[tulc]

Durango wrote: (#14)
"Is this the thread that shall never cease to exist?"

Not (ungg!) if (strain!) I (choke! choke!) have (whack! whack!) anything (burn! burn!) to (BLAM!!) say (BOOOM!!) about (pant! pant!) it!
(tulc collapses onto the floor)
Ask me in a couple of days!
tulc

 

[Durango]

Hey, this thread reminds me of:

 

[Snowy]

Crusty Chuckle Chunks

 

[RazorX]

Crusty.....Chuckle....Chunks....

 

[Snowy]

Crusty.....Chuckle....Chunks....

ROFL!!!


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[AnnMercy2]

It is nice to know that I'm not the only thread killer