Think I'll sit down here for a bit...

[dinkime]

we don't have the freezer space to prepare meals in advance...

 

[cubanito]

Try training your husband better. As per the Hippo there on the upper right, I am the family disposal, rummaging for leftovers.

Of course, this could lead to further uncouth behaviour.

Today my wife had one of those pretentious "friends" over. So they sat in the living room for over an hour comparing jewelry and just being utterly, oh how shall I put it, "uppity?" She does this infrequently, being normally a more "real" type woman. But today she really went at it.

So I was on the other side of the house, shirtless as usual. She has told me not to walk out bareshirted in front of her friends before (my C-cup sized hairy breasts must be covered, you see, as I have gynecomastia as an inherited trait).

Well, I spot my 10 yold's bright pink ballet tutu, some Barbie knock off made from the gaudiest possible synthetic fiber that has been heavily used in so many imagination games for the last 6 years and has DEFINITELY seen better days (not that in it's prime it was anything but gaudy, even by 5yo standards).

So I get my eldest daughter to tie this drooping tutu around my neck, effectively covering my ample hairy breasts, but not quite my ample hairy belly and cavernous umbilical vestige. For dramatic effect I also don the unicorn hat. Think lots the head of a unicorn done up in sparkles that one wears as a hat.

Upon strolling through the living room in my best straight face, my wife's friend is audibly startled.

Well, I sleep alone tonight.

It was worth it.

JR

 

[filosofer]

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No sense of humor, eh?

In Christ's love,
filo
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[dinkime]

Try training your husband better. As per the Hippo there on the upper right, I am the family disposal, rummaging for leftovers.

Of course, this could lead to further uncouth behaviour.

Today my wife had one of those pretentious "friends" over. So they sat in the living room for over an hour comparing jewelry and just being utterly, oh how shall I put it, "uppity?" She does this infrequently, being normally a more "real" type woman. But today she really went at it.

So I was on the other side of the house, shirtless as usual. She has told me not to walk out bareshirted in front of her friends before (my C-cup sized hairy breasts must be covered, you see, as I have gynecomastia as an inherited trait).

Well, I spot my 10 yold's bright pink ballet tutu, some Barbie knock off made from the gaudiest possible synthetic fiber that has been heavily used in so many imagination games for the last 6 years and has DEFINITELY seen better days (not that in it's prime it was anything but gaudy, even by 5yo standards).

So I get my eldest daughter to tie this drooping tutu around my neck, effectively covering my ample hairy breasts, but not quite my ample hairy belly and cavernous umbilical vestige. For dramatic effect I also don the unicorn hat. Think lots the head of a unicorn done up in sparkles that one wears as a hat.

Upon strolling through the living room in my best straight face, my wife's friend is audibly startled.

Well, I sleep alone tonight.

It was worth it.

JR

 

[seajoy]

Wow...this thread should never be left unattended. But I have to sleep once in a while!

 

[LilLamb219]

Cubanito! You rock!

 

[DaRev]

I think that there was a bit more information disseminated there than was necessary.


*goes off to poke out mind's eye*

 

[porterross]

Today my wife had one of those pretentious "friends" over. So they sat in the living room for over an hour comparing jewelry and just being utterly, oh how shall I put it, "uppity?" She does this infrequently, being normally a more "real" type woman. But today she really went at it.

Well, I spot my 10 yold's bright pink ballet tutu, some Barbie knock off made from the gaudiest possible synthetic fiber that has been heavily used in so many imagination games for the last 6 years and has DEFINITELY seen better days (not that in it's prime it was anything but gaudy, even by 5yo standards).

So I get my eldest daughter to tie this drooping tutu around my neck, effectively covering my ample hairy breasts, but not quite my ample hairy belly and cavernous umbilical vestige. For dramatic effect I also don the unicorn hat. Think lots the head of a unicorn done up in sparkles that one wears as a hat.

Upon strolling through the living room in my best straight face, my wife's friend is audibly startled.

Well, I sleep alone tonight.

It was worth it.

JR

That made my morning, JR. You're my new hero!

 

[LilLamb219]

I think that there was a bit more information disseminated there than was necessary.


*goes off to poke out mind's eye*

Well, at least he didn't post pics, Rev

 

[seajoy]

Well, at least he didn't post pics, Rev

The pictures in our minds are quite enough, I'd say!

 

[porterross]

That'll teach DaRev to complain about me changing in public. Surely that was a bit easier on the mind's eye.

 

[DaRev]

That'll teach DaRev to complain about me changing in public. Surely that was a bit easier on the mind's eye.

I respectfully decline to comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

 

[QuiltAngel]

The pictures in our minds are quite enough, I'd say!

Agreed!

 

[C.F.W. Walther]

Try training your husband better. As per the Hippo there on the upper right, I am the family disposal, rummaging for leftovers.

Of course, this could lead to further uncouth behaviour.

Today my wife had one of those pretentious "friends" over. So they sat in the living room for over an hour comparing jewelry and just being utterly, oh how shall I put it, "uppity?" She does this infrequently, being normally a more "real" type woman. But today she really went at it.

So I was on the other side of the house, shirtless as usual. She has told me not to walk out bareshirted in front of her friends before (my C-cup sized hairy breasts must be covered, you see, as I have gynecomastia as an inherited trait).

Well, I spot my 10 yold's bright pink ballet tutu, some Barbie knock off made from the gaudiest possible synthetic fiber that has been heavily used in so many imagination games for the last 6 years and has DEFINITELY seen better days (not that in it's prime it was anything but gaudy, even by 5yo standards).

So I get my eldest daughter to tie this drooping tutu around my neck, effectively covering my ample hairy breasts, but not quite my ample hairy belly and cavernous umbilical vestige. For dramatic effect I also don the unicorn hat. Think lots the head of a unicorn done up in sparkles that one wears as a hat.

Upon strolling through the living room in my best straight face, my wife's friend is audibly startled.

Well, I sleep alone tonight.

It was worth it.

JR

Thanks for the visualization.

Anyway it was funny

 

[porterross]

I respectfully decline to comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

Too late!

 

[LilLamb219]

Is this the picture you guys envisioned??

 

[C.F.W. Walther]

I didn't know cubanito had his pic posted in his personal profile allready

 

[porterross]

Is this the picture you guys envisioned??

I think that's a VERY generous representation of what he described.

 

[QuiltAngel]

Much cuter than I was imagining!

 

[LilLamb219]

Maybe he's a cute guy? We'll give him the benefit of the doubt