Thing's you shouldn't say...

[Lioness901]

Don't worry there's no swearing in this game. This is where someone says "something you shouldn't say to (someone here) or something you shouldn't say at a (place here)" and you put in the most hilarious thing to not say to that person or in that place and then you continue it.

Something you shouldn't say to the Queen of England...

 

[forest flower]

Is that a wig? (point to hair)

Something not to say to your boss?

 

[forest flower]

*bump*

 

[sculleywr]

Well, why would you say "bump" to your boss?

 

[forest flower]

First this is what not to say.
Second that was not a reply it was a wake up to a sleeping thread.

*Bump* posts are posts made to make others realise that the thread is still there. The post should be ignored as a reply.

 

[sculleywr]

I was being sarcastic. Lol. Here's the real response:

I'm sorry for spilling coffee on your new suit. Here, let me bleach it for you!

What not to say to your girlfriend.

 

[forest flower]

I have trouble understanding typed sarcasm except in books when it states that something is said sarcastically.

Hey, I can burp my abc's. A B C D etc. In a fine dining restaurant.

What not to say to your crush for a pickup line?

 

[sculleywr]

No problem.

"hey baby, Like my lampshade?"

Things not to say to a priest at Confession.

 

[forest flower]

And for murdering that girl at the door and for my successful so far attempt at murdering that last priest in town...

To a black person?

 

[sculleywr]

And for murdering that girl at the door and for my successful so far attempt at murdering that last priest in town...

To a black person?

"Man, why don't you pull a michael Jackson? Be white man!"

To an Asian?

 

[forest flower]

"What's 1+1 equal?" "2" "No, window (or 11)! I thought Asians were smart."

To a cop?

 

[sculleywr]

"here occifer, hold my beer while I try to walk this curvy line!"

To the judge in your murder case (as the defense attorney).

 

[americanvet]

"here occifer, hold my beer while I try to walk this curvy line!"

To the judge in your murder case (as the defense attorney).

Pay attention junior this parts funny.

To a drill sergeant.

 

[forest flower]

"I did not commit the murder and I may or may not have been involved in the murder- hey I've seen that knife before..."

To the principle?

 

[sculleywr]

"Hey! What is my whoopsie cushion doing in your seat?"

To the wife

 

[brinny]

you looks kinda' fat in that dress

to a woman who just got her hair done....

 

[sculleywr]

Is that a rat's nest?

To the hairdresser for that woman?

 

[brinny]

^ LOL! yer a dead man mon

gimme da money back!

to yer grumpy neighbor

 

[sculleywr]

Awww, well, at least you're alive. I drove my monster truck over your 1965 mustang and the Chevelle. I had so much fun doing it!

To the driver of the car that you hit.

 

[americanvet]

Awww, well, at least you're alive. I drove my monster truck over your 1965 mustang and the Chevelle. I had so much fun doing it!

To the driver of the car that you hit.

I'm having the hardest time getting my air bags to work this week.

To an IRS auditor.