Things you don't want to unwrap under the Christmas tree

[freezerman2000]

the same exact thing I gave to someone the year before(regifting)

 

[MissRowy]

leaflets from conservation groups

 

[forest flower]

An ugly sweater.

 

[psalms 91]

A gift certificate to a restaurant a 1000 miles away

 

[freezerman2000]

a subscription to the National Enquirer

 

[brinny]

a subscription to ANY magazine...

 

[psalms 91]

clothes that are the wrong size

 

[brinny]

a congratulatory letter for arresting a 90 yr old man for feeding the homeless

 

[freezerman2000]

Pink slip from work

 

[Shalico2007]

earmuffs with only one side

 

[freezerman2000]

A rifle with no firing pin.

 

[WannaWitness]

CDs that are smashed to smithereens!

 

[brinny]

a broken plate that was handed down from generation to generation...

 

[lucypevensie]

A Michael Moore video

 

[freezerman2000]

a bogus check

 

[sunshineforJesus]

a washer

 

[freezerman2000]

a baby pacifier

 

[psalms 91]

A book on self control

 

[brinny]

a DVD or CD of a comedian that thinks it's hilarious to mock God, i don't care HOW hilarious he or anyone thinks he is.

 

[lucypevensie]

Tickle me Elmo