Things not to tell your boss (2)

[StMatthew2429]

I hit the fire alarm.

 

[TheSensitive1]

there was a hole in your chair so I took my gum and stuck it on your chair that way no one could notice it........oh wait that would explain why you are in a sticky situation right now!

 

[goldenviolet]

got a problem? go tell JO.... JOMOMMA

 

[MeekOne]

You are absolutely out of your ever-lovin' mind! But, bless your heart!

 

[StMatthew2429]

Come on ever my house tonight. I'll show you all the stuff I took from work.

 

[MeekOne]

C'mere...let me give you a wet willie!

 

[PorcelainHeart]

I love you

 

[Quantos]

Go google yourself.

 

[goldenviolet]

you need serious help.

 

[StMatthew2429]

If you were not the boss, I'd tell you off for sure!

 

[wunnerful]

you are an accident waiting to happen

 

[angelwannabe]

i dont want to do that

 

[TheSensitive1]

THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY...HERE IS THE BOSS AND MY CONVERSATION/ARGUMENT:

BOSS: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THRUSDAY IS AVAL FOR APPOINT!!!
ME: OH, LET ME CHECK OH WHILE I AM AT IT.....
BOSS RUDLY SHOUTS AND INTERRUPS ME: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THURSDAY IS ALAIL.
ME: OKAY BUT....
BOSS SHOUTS EVER SO LOUD: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THRUSDAY IS AVIAL.
I LOOSE IT FINALLY AND SAY: IF YOU WOULD GET OFF OF MY BACK I WOULD TELL YOU BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FIRST OKAY LAY OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WalksWithChrist]

THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY...HERE IS THE BOSS AND MY CONVERSATION/ARGUMENT:

BOSS: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THRUSDAY IS AVAL FOR APPOINT!!!
ME: OH, LET ME CHECK OH WHILE I AM AT IT.....
BOSS RUDLY SHOUTS AND INTERRUPS ME: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THURSDAY IS ALAIL.
ME: OKAY BUT....[sees that Thursday is already booked]
BOSS SHOUTS EVER SO LOUD: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THRUSDAY IS AVIAL.
ME: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL CLEAR BOSS! *HANGS UP AND CALLS BOSS' BIGGEST CLIENT AND TELLS THEM THE BOSS JUST BLEW THEM OFF*

I edited your scene so you can try it a different way next time......

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Hey boss, I need tomorrow off for a job interv...uh, I mean, *cough cough* I'm feeling kinda bad and need some sick time. *sniffle sniffle*

 

[TheSensitive1]

I edited your scene so you can try it a different way next time......

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Remind me to slap your parents for making you!

 

[wunnerful]

no, you do it...

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Hey boss, donuts in the conference room! [whisper]too bad they're for the big client in from overseas...[/whisper]

 

[TheSensitive1]

Dag...you have enough grease in your hair to make french fries for the ENTIRE office!