Things not to tell your boss (2)

[wunnerful]

some who said they own this place wuz here, i played it safe and told them i only been here a year and never heard of you......

 

[White Horse]

"Up yours, buddy!!!!!!"

 

[isaiah5213]

"yes, i know you gave me a budget of 40,000 dollars...yes, i know that there is nothing we have to sell here...yes, i know the food bill is about 13,000 for 4 days & that most of the receipts you see are bars' ...that's where we did the business!"

 

[White Horse]

"I'm sick of working. I'm going to play on CF some more."

 

[TheSensitive1]

Here is the deal....
I need ONE WEEK to get use to my newplace
THAN I need 2 weeks after that to go down to sunny Florida to take a WELL NEEDED AND DESERVED vacation....HECK my little stuffed animals have been OVERLY stressed about this move as well!!
DON"T YOU CARE ABOUT THEM???????!!!!!!!!!!!>...............

 

[jacko50]

listen carfully...
A bus-station, is where a bus stops.
A train-station, is where a train stops.
this, is my work-station!

 

[RedneckAnglican]

yes...i'm going over your head...AGAIN!!!...

 

[jacko50]

look, i really can't be botherd, ok.

 

[ConstanceB]

Top secret, sheesh! You'd think you had the master key to the chastity belts.

 

[MeekOne]

It was only a $50,000.00 mistake....anyone could have made it. Heck, you looked at that draft at least five times....besides, you signed it.

 

[NewLight04]

Do you always tell people what to do?

 

[TheSensitive1]

I gave my little stuffed animals your last peice of Pizza

 

[alabaster jar]

Maaannn, does your Breath STINK!

 

[MsNiteLite]

Do It Yourself!

 

[isaiah5213]

i fired your personal administrative assistant yesterday... i was thinking w/her out of the way, i would be home free for her job...

wanna see the letter i typed up, and signed from you? doesn't it look great? looks just like your signature doesn't it??

so do i get the job or what?

 

[TheSensitive1]

The printer ATE the C drive!

 

[NewLight04]

I don't feel like doing anything today so if you don't mind just leave me alone

 

[isaiah5213]

i talked to your boss... you're fired.. pack your stuff and go....

 

[TheSensitive1]

After the printer ate the C drive the copier ate the printer.....

 

[WalksWithChrist]

After the printer ate the C drive the copier ate the printer.....

then it went on break. LOL