Things not to tell your boss (2)

[Faith In God]

I've just spent two hours proving that you don't exist. -_-

 

[Love&Pain]

Employee: Are you hungry?

Boss: Yes

Employee: Go buy me something too. I want a #1, a sundae, two apple pies, and 6 cookies. Wow that must be your whole paycheck, oh well... I'll be taking a nap in my office waiting for you to bring my food. NOW GO stop staring at me, it creeps me out!

 

[DewdInChrist]

Sorry I was late... ugh... this moring. I... uhhh... have a hangover.

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Now where did I put those ultra-super important reports? Oh yeah, Bob and I thought it would be cool to make paper airplanes out of them and see which ones fly the farthest. Where are they now? Well, seeing as how we flew them off the roof during this morning's thunderstorm I'd say half way across the state. Except the one that we were sure got hit by lightning. THAT WAS SOOOO COOL!

 

[Daisysqueaks]

I think Ronald McDonald could manage this place better than you.

 

[Daisysqueaks]

It sure does stink in here! Oh, it's your new cologne? Oh I thought it was the leaky sewer again.

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Just who was that ugly woman you were with at the movies last night. I mean she was U-G-L-Y! Oh that was your wife? Ooops. So what made you marry her?

 

[Firebird73]

Dont tell your boss this : You really are incompetent at your job arent you?!!

 

[DewdInChrist]

I think Ronald McDonald could manage this place better than you.

That's a good one-liner right there!!

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Hey your boss called today, but it's okay, I told him you weren't intrested in that promotion to the corner office on floor 36

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Where's your computer? Oh I decided to see if it would float in the ocean. Guess what? It doesn't.

 

[Firebird73]

Good morning Boss, I called your wife last night and told her all about that great party trick you did at the christmas function last year!!

 

[Love&Pain]

Boss: Why is everyone laughing at me?

Employee: I told them that you didn't come to work yesterday because you had a bad case of diarrhea and you had an accident in your pants before coming to work.

 

[goldenviolet]

i think the best is; i deserve your wages better than you do.

 

[scraparcs]

I replaced your peanut butter with vegemite.

 

[atogen]

I decided to take a 2hr lunch break while u were away at a meeting

 

[Faith In God]

I replaced your peanut butter with vegemite.

Funny after reading Lel's profile.

I know this is a taqueria, but could you ... lay off the bean burritos?

 

[TheSensitive1]

DUDE I am SOOO understress right now and hearing your voice just aggervates this situation EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OceanAngel]

'Well, you see, I'm actually your long lost daughter and I've got evidence to proof your unfit to work so I've now got your job, dad.'

 

[Hisbygrace]

Sorry I'm late, my wife hid my shoes!