Things NOT to fill a pie with (16)

[DeShay]

Hair you pulled out while doing income tax forms

 

[DeShay]

Shredded up income tax forms, hair you pulled out, fingernails you bit

Don't put this in a pie because it obviously would give you indigestion

 

[DeShay]

Also numbers in a pie might come back and bug you. Remember,

"Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing
Now wasn't that a dainty dish to set before a king?"

We don't want any singing numbers, especially not TAX NUMBERS

 

[queenanne]

pins and needles

 

[DeShay]

pins and needles

I guess that would be bad because they are not very juicy.

crepe paper because it has too much dye

 

[queenanne]

I guess that would be bad because they are not very juicy.

crepe paper because it has too much dye

sawdust, as it's a tad dry

 

[accidentalchristian]

mannequins

 

[DeShay]

mannequins

That would be a problem wouldn't it? They're kind of stiff and unwieldy. You don't want an arm sticking out or anything.

Also don't put an I-beam in a pie either because it would be hard to chop into bite-size pieces.

 

[DeShay]

sawdust, as it's a tad dry

You're right. We don't want any sawdust in our pies.

Also no mustaches, beards or other facial hair because it might not only be too dry, but it might have LICE.

We don't want any protein in our pies.

 

[accidentalchristian]

rubber baby buggy bumpers......should add an interesting chewy texture.....

 

[MrFreshdew]

computer

 

[DeShay]

rubber baby buggy bumpers......should add an interesting chewy texture.....

lol!!!!!

Right, VERY interesting texture. Let's see. How about adding bubble gum to that. Then you'd have chewing gum that never gets unchewy.

BUT don't put Alkaseltzer in the pie. You might burp too much as you chew.

 

[DeShay]

computer

Right. No computer paper either--too dry.

 

[DeShay]

Camel spit because there's a texture problem again. This time too slimy

 

[WhiteWillow]

elmer's glue

 

[WhiteWillow]

turtle wax

 

[queenanne]

soap

 

[Sophrosyne]

weird web pages

 

[tamlis]

germs

 

[Tofferer]

my sweat socks, even if I haven't had a bad day at the warehouse