Things No One Would Buy

[OracleX]

mmm yummy greasy wedding cakes

Microsoft built cars.

 

[Ryder]

*warning, your breaks are not plug n' play compatible*

Vegitarian T-bone steak (heck, vegitarian anything)

 

[OracleX]

Vegiburges made my President Choice are actually really tasty!

Airplanes made by Microsoft

 

[mixaleena]

a makeover from Tammy Faye

 

[OracleX]

A Bible published by the Enquirer

 

[Ryder]

Tonka tanks, with real firing action, 45 shells sold sperately at your local outdoors store or any fine gunshop

 

wait a minute......... I *would* buy that

 

[OracleX]

LOL me too - can you say ROAD RAGE

Anger management course by Mike Tyson

 

[Ryder]

Canabalism for dumies book

 

[OracleX]

LOL - you got your funny hat on today.

Spelling for dummys ritten by me.

 

[Ryder]

Military combat for dumies (also available in french)

 

[OracleX]

I think that was written for Canadians as a result of the total anual budget being cut down to $150.

How to govern a country. by Jean Cretian

 

[waterwizard]

Superglue brand bandages

 

[Ryder]

Saddam & Osama plastic action figures, oh wait, they do sell those.

I'd give ya a pic or link, but those toys are shown in inapropriate positions for any plastic action figure.

 

[Tami]

Yesterday at 09:59 AM waterwizard said this in Post #38

Killer tomatoes with boogers in cereal.

I don't know whether to laugh or barf.

 

[Ryder]

Toilet plunger with two inch handle

 

[Tami]

The Gopher, something to help you pick up things you can't reach or are too lazy to bend over and pick up. No wait, somebody actually invented that and my 6-year old wants one, I suppose so he can reach things that I put up so he CAN'T reach them.

Tami

 

[Tami]

Today at 08:06 PM Ryder said this in Post #55

Toilet plunger with two inch handle

YUCK!  I have a weak stomach.  You guys are grossing me out.  I better get outta here.

 

[evenstar]

perforated balloons

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

50 pound cheese log?

 

[waterwizard]

Red Devil Antacid