The Wishing Game

[oldrooster]

Granted, now he will be chewing on your foot.......
I wish I could ride all day now.....

 

[Leader of the Banned]

granted. you can ride a lime green Ford Pinto with a "gay pride" bumper sticker through Texas.

I wish I could visit Texas....

 

[auntlala]

granted, but now you'll have to milk cows while your their

i wish i could move out of this apartment

 

[Lisa0794]

Granted but now you have to live out of a cardboard box!

I wish every day was my day off!

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

granted, but you'll go poor!!

I wish I knew what people thought

 

[Leader of the Banned]

granted. um...methinks that'd be a curse in itself...

I wish my arm pits didn't stink...

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

granted, but hair will grow the length of a house

I wish people enjoyed drawing

 

[Grammalamma]

Well..........duh.........wash them and put on some deodorant. Then your wish will be granted. But the stink will just move to a different part of your body.

I wish I had a maid.

 

[Grammalamma]

oops, double posts.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

granted, but hair will grow the length of a house

I wish people enjoyed drawing

granted. we'll all draw a bath and throw you in it....

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Well..........duh.........wash them and put on some deodorant. Then your wish will be granted. But the stink will just move to a different part of your body.

I wish I had a maid.

granted but she's gonna rob yuh...

I wish I wasn't Bat Man....

 

[Lisa0794]

Granted, you are Robin!

I wish I had gotten some sleep today . . .

 

[Wakita3]

Granted. You slept all day and now you have incurable insomnia for the rest of your life.

I wish I could type 110 wpm with no mistakes.

 

[missionarypoet]

Granted- you just spent a fortune paying someone to teach you how to type

I wish I had a room

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Granted but you'll have an obnoxious roommate....

I wish I had an Ultimate Evening assortment...

 

[G4M5Y5]

Granted but someone steals it from you at the end of the evening.

I wish I didn't have to work.

 

[haya]

Granted, but you'll bore yourself to death with nothing to do.

I wish a certain coworker would leave the country!

 

[Lisa0794]

Granted, but now your boss hires 10 more just like them!

I wish I was always content at work, like I am right now.

 

[haya]

(Oh no! That was horrible! heh...)

Granted, but then you won't find contentment in other areas of your life.

I wish I had a million wishes that would all come true!

 

[Lisa0794]

Granted, but your next wish always cancels out the previous wish!

I wish blessings for everyone!!!