the war returns

[Abbadon]

* Once recca is on the ground, John leaps into the air. By swinging his sword at high speed, he sends a shockwave tha slices the zombies in half across the stomach. The decayed zombies disappear, and John rushes Abbadon, slamming him into a wall, backflipping off of his face, and then, infusing holy power into his blade, throws the sword at Abbadon, nailing him in the chest, and pinning him into the wall.

I just said I was undead, I never said I was a vampire (though I did make a Castlevania reference or two...).

Abbadon pulls the sword from his chest, tears the bloody tattered rag of his shirt off, summons yet another army of shotgun wielding zombies to fight John as he heads off into his castle to get another shirt! (dramatic music)

 

[FireLight09]

"Darn it, I'm gonna have to run." * John changes into his Flame Angel form, takes off flying. He's hit by a few pellets but is otherwise okay. He heads to the castle.

 

[-Kuro]

recca splashes water over him hows that?

 

[Abbadon]

recca splashes water over him hows that?

That doesn't solve the "vast myriads of metal pellets whizzing through you faster than the speed of sound" problem caused by shotgun wielding zombies.

I guess I could have a moat, but of course, it's going to be filled with lots of rather hungry monsters.

 

[-Kuro]

recca kills all zombies and yells *coward! no more zombie attacks! fight fair!*

 

[Abbadon]

recca kills all zombies and yells *coward! no more zombie attacks! fight fair!*

No, you have to get the the last level. Haven't you played any side scroller video games?

And that still didn't solve the problem of the shots already fired by the zombies.

Just as insurance, large fish-men start leaping out of the moat around my castle, and the bridge is crumbling.

 

[FireLight09]

"Good thing I can fly." John leaps into the air, changes into Flame Angel form, and flies in, blowing right by most of the monsters in the castle, and reaching the innermost sanctum of the place, Abbadon's lair.

[Insert lengthy yet pointless evil villain monologue here.]

 

[Abbadon]

"Good thing I can fly." John leaps into the air, changes into Flame Angel form, and flies in, blowing right by most of the monsters in the castle, and reaching the innermost sanctum of the place, Abbadon's lair.

[Insert lengthy yet pointless evil villain monologue here.]

Aha! I'm in the inverted castle!

(Castlevania references: about 2 per post on average.)

(Doom references: 2)

(Dead Alewive's Watchtower "Dungeons and Dragons" skit references: 1)

 

[-Kuro]

What??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[Abbadon]

What??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Castlevania: Zombies marching in one direction, undead living in a castle, then an inverted castle, fishmen jumping out of the moat.

Doom (the game): Shotgun wielding zombies.

As for the Dead Alewive's reference, do a google search for:

"Dead Alewive's" "Dungeons and Dragons" "MP3"

It reveals the true nature of D&D.

Oh, and FireLight09, some guy carrying a whip with an orb floating over his head is coming after you.

 

[Captain_Tripp]

any of yall need help?!*gets up & changes in2 demon cat form*

 

[FireLight09]

The man with a whip tries to jump on John, but John has his flame aura up. The man burns and bounces off of it, then decises to run.

John looks around. No one in sight.

 

[Abbadon]

The man with a whip tries to jump on John, but John has his flame aura up. The man burns and bounces off of it, then decises to run.

John looks around. No one in sight.

And you win Castlevania. But you don't see the exit to the inverted castle.

 

[-Kuro]

hey munkey! i dont need it but you can help me if ya want!*besides i dont want to fight you!you are my fwend!*

 

[Captain_Tripp]

lol!yur my fwiend 2!*hugs*

 

[FireLight09]

Like Ed Elric said, "When you don't have a door, MAKE ONE!" *Slams into the wall a few times, breaking open a hole in the wall. He continues to do this until he breaks (literally) out of the castle. He flies over the moat, goes home, and plays Super Smash Bros. for an hour.*

 

[Abbadon]

Elric

I suppose you not making a reference to the Elric I've heard of.

Never mind.

 

[FireLight09]

Referring to FullMetal Alchemist Edward Elric.

 

[Abbadon]

Referring to FullMetal Alchemist Edward Elric.

Ah. That actually is a reference to the Elric I was refering to, Elric of Melniboné. Well, you refered to a reference to him, at any rate.

Actually, maybe not, after doing a wikipedia search on Full Metal Alchemist. The Elric of Melniboné article there was what lead me to believe so.

 

[-Kuro]

he's reffering to...*ahem*
The FullMetal Alchemist Edward Elric...*the short one*