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A bus-load of only ugly people has a terrible and unfortunate accident
crashing head-on into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. At the
pearly gates, because of all the grief they have suffered throughout their
life because of their looks, St. Peter decides to grant them each one wish
before they enter Heaven. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what the wish is..."I want to be gorgeous," says the first one. So God snaps
His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says: "I
want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is
granted. This goes on and on, as each one asks to be gorgeous, but when God
is about halfway through, He hears loud laughter coming from the very back
of the line...When there are only about ten people left, God notices this
Coast Guard Master Chief at the end of the line, just laughing his head off!
Finally, God reaches the Master Chief and asks him what his wish will be.
The Master Chief eventually calms down and says: "Make'em all ugly again."
The moral of this story:
SOMETIMES IT DOES PAY TO BE AT THE END OF THE LINE!
crashing head-on into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. At the
pearly gates, because of all the grief they have suffered throughout their
life because of their looks, St. Peter decides to grant them each one wish
before they enter Heaven. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what the wish is..."I want to be gorgeous," says the first one. So God snaps
His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says: "I
want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is
granted. This goes on and on, as each one asks to be gorgeous, but when God
is about halfway through, He hears loud laughter coming from the very back
of the line...When there are only about ten people left, God notices this
Coast Guard Master Chief at the end of the line, just laughing his head off!
Finally, God reaches the Master Chief and asks him what his wish will be.
The Master Chief eventually calms down and says: "Make'em all ugly again."
The moral of this story:
SOMETIMES IT DOES PAY TO BE AT THE END OF THE LINE!
