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The Twenty-third PastramiMy appetite is my shepherd; I always want. It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I walk through the Valley Mall Food Court, I shall fear no liver, for they serveth only pizza and ice cream and gyros and hotdogs and cinnamon rolls. Though I knoweth I gaineth, I shall not stop eating, for the food tasteth so good. The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me. When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me, for I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in. As I filleth my plate continuously, my gut runneth over. Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.
