The Ruin a Wish Thread!

[Jenster]

Granted - and like the guy on SuperSize Me, you get sick of it in one week.

I wish I could ski to work.

 

[DrGather]

Granted, but there's no snow, only ice, and it's uphill both ways.

I wish I had children....

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

Granted, but now you have 20 mouths to feed and a 5 bedroom home.

I wish I was 5 years younger.

 

[Omega Red]

Granted, the only problem is you fall in love with a guy like me to only make you feel older!

I wish I was 5 years older

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

Granted. As long as I can be five years younger so you don't make me feel so much older. But the downside is you missed out on five of the best years of your life.

I wish I lived in Europe.

 

[DrGather]

Granted, but now you live in the ruins of the Ancient Buried Tipon Castle in Europe, buried twenty feet underground.

I wish I had another 20 in my wallet and not just 50's.

 

[Jenster]

Granted. You have 20 pennies.

Now I wish I had a cell plan with 500,000 minutes that didn't cost any more.

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

Granted, but now you live in the ruins of the Ancient Buried Tipon Castle in Europe, buried twenty feet underground.

I wish I had another 20 in my wallet and not just 50's.

Wow! Guess I'm glad I live right where I'm at!

 

[psalms 91]

granted but now you have no 50s

i wish i could travel more

 

[Nater_Tater]

granted, but on your first trip your plane bursts into flames

I wish I had a shiney new car

 

[Miss_Music]

granted! it's a toy car, enjoy!

i wish life was easier *sigh*

 

[DrGather]

i wish life was easier *sigh*

Granted... it gets easier because you get hit by a large semi and seep into a deep coma. Look on the bright side, you don't have to do anything.

I wish I didn't have to go to the store now.

 

[Lovesherald]

granted, but the woman you're to marry is there waiting for you.

I wish tomorrow were today.

 

[DrGather]

Granted and tomorrow a Nuclear Device was going to hit your house...

I wish I it was sunny out.

 

[reformedfan]

It is, you just have cloudy eyes.

I wish duckies & bunnies would carry me away to their wonderful kingdom so I could experience the joy of rolling around in the dirt with a buncha mangy animals that are too small to eat & flea infested to boot.

 

[DrGather]

I wish duckies & bunnies would carry me away to their wonderful kingdom so I could experience the joy of rolling around in the dirt with a buncha mangy animals that are too small to eat & flea infested to boot.

Granted their kingdom is called hell, and they've carried you there...

I wish that people would stop ruining my wishes.

 

[Fly]

Granted now pengiuns will

i wish i had something to wish for

 

[DrGather]

I was posting to the abpve but he oopsed it out.

I feel sheepish.

 

[reformedfan]

I was posting to the abpve but he oopsed it out.

I feel sheepish.

I do this all the time, it's something I'm proud of. Do you feel like shaving off all your hair for someone to make sweaters out of?

I wish I had a human hair sweater

 

[DrGather]

I wish I had a human hair sweater

Granted... it is the hair off my grandfathers back...

I wish My Grandpa had no back hair.