The Ruin a Wish Thread!

[free2b]

granted but it's melted
I wish I had a fresh warm Tim Hortons coffee

 

[Chloe Williams]

Granted, but you burn your tongue drinking it.
I wish I had a pony

 

[free2b]

granted but it keeps bucking you off
I wish I didn't burn my tongue on coffee!

 

[amy2003]

granted, but you spilt it on your clothes in the car on the way to work instead.

i wish i had a new car fully loaded.

 

[reformedfan]

it's fully loaded & accidentally shoots & kills 14 innocent bystanders as they are waiting for a bus, prompting a govt crackdoewn on fully loaded cars & you are demonized & hounded till your dying day for being the one that introduced govt regs into the luxury car industry.

I wish the chick in whatever thread she's in could find her steel bracelets or whatever she's looking for for $6 or less, each

 

[amy2003]

it's fully loaded & accidentally shoots & kills 14 innocent bystanders as they are waiting for a bus, prompting a govt crackdoewn on fully loaded cars & you are demonized & hounded till your dying day for being the one that introduced govt regs into the luxury car industry.

wow reformedfan, that was really harsh, the forum said to ruin it not bash the person to hell and back!! what you wrote wasnt very nice at all!!!
May God Bless You!

 

[Miss_Music]

granted! but they make her wrists green.

i wish my legs wern't sore from work anymore.

 

[reformedfan]

wow reformedfan, that was really harsh, the forum said to ruin it not bash the person to hell and back!! what you wrote wasnt very nice at all!!![/font]
May God Bless You!

reread it. It's very nice, as well as flattering. I made her a notorious pretend celebrity.

 

[reformedfan]

granted! but they make her wrists green.

i wish my legs wern't sore from work anymore.

(praise God, the chick is hot on the trail!!)

Fine, your back is---ooop! I better not say that! Amy2003 might jump out of the bushes again & smack me upside the head.....

Ok nothing hurts on you, and duckies & bunies dance you around & carry you to their wonderful kingdom on their shoulders....


I wish I could rip myself away from CF & write the hilarious article I've been percolating all day.

 

[Jenster]

You do, and it's so hilarious, you laugh yourself into a seizure.

I wish I'd get off my duff and clean my room.

 

[reformedfan]

You do, and it's so hilarious, you laugh yourself into a seizure..

Do you peek in my windows when I'm proof reading my articles!?!?!

I wish I'd get off my duff and clean my room.

*Sighs* yeah, I'm with ya, homie...

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

Granted. But when it's all cleaned up a bunch of friends come over and mess it all up again.

I wish people wouldnt be so sensitive...

 

[Jenster]

Granted. Now, they could care less about anything or anyone.

I wish Star Trek transporter technology was available.

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

Granted! (i wish it too!) But then we'd never get any work done because we'd be busy visiting the world.


I wish my friend would join this forum.

 

[Jenster]

She (or he?) does, and you two spend so much time on it, you never see each other face to face again. (Oh no!)

I wish I had all the time in the world to listen to my CD collection.

 

[ub4me]

granted, you do, but they are all scratched and sound horrible

I wish I could get to sleep......

 

[Jenster]

Granted, but in your dreams, it is the end of the school year and you have to take finals -- in classes you never attended. And you don't have a pencil!

I wish I could find a guy I could like and respect.

 

[DrGather]

Granted... but this guy turns out to be a woman.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

 

[Miss_Music]

granted! you are now on a never ending sugar high (fun for the first couple of hours but then you start to annoy people...)

i wish composing (writing music) was easier

 

[DrGather]

i wish composing (writing music) was easier

Granted! But all you write is heavy metal and no one likes your songs.

I Wish I had unlimited French Fries and chicken Nuggets!