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[Arwen Undomiel]

and intently listening to their rallying cries. "What was that about?" the walrus asked the penguin after the ringing in his ears stopped. "I was only...

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

playing." Suddenly a loud noise came from the south. The..........

 

[gvsuman]

phone starts bursting out with rings, It's the eskimo, and the walrus.....

 

[TheseBlindEyes]

was still a little irritated, so the penguins answered.... the eskimo told them never to....

 

[Arwen Undomiel]

slap a walrus again as it brings dishonor to the arctic community. So they...

 

[brotherChristian]

told him, "you stick to your own hemisphere, pal. Don't tell us how to run things here!" and reversed the charges and hung up. Then...

 

[Kittykatgrizabella]

a whole army of pequins appear and they ask for..

 

[Arwen Undomiel]

the bus schedule. They had a mission and a burning desire to get to...

 

[brotherChristian]

Equador; for they heard the world supply of Inca Cola would soon be depleted and...

 

[Arwen Undomiel]

this was a threat to their ecosystem. So they pooled their money and found they had enough for two penguins to go. Their names were...

 

[brotherChristian]

Guy Smiley and Pontificus Drasticus. They got to the bus station, tipped the bellcap handsomely, pulled out their passports and were...

 

[Arwen Undomiel]

finally on their way. Suddenly, a loud noise scared the tuxedoed twosome. Guy looked up and screamed...

 

[brotherChristian]

"Wack, q'vack wack vacka vack wack! Which loosely translates into...

 

[brotherChristian]

"Wack, q'vack wack vacka vack wack!" Which loosely translates into...

 

[Arwen Undomiel]

"It's the walrus! He's following us! But why is he wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses, and why is he singing...."

 

[brotherChristian]

"...'Born Free' to a Reggae beat?" The obvious answer was...

 

[Arwen Undomiel]

because he had put up with the penguins long enough and was himself catching a bus to Jamaica. There he would fulfill his lifelong dream of...

 

[brotherChristian]

attaining the title of World Champion Walrus Tanner. Unfortunately, his skin would not change pigment and he left with only...

 

[Arwen Undomiel]

his pride. Whatever would he do now? Now that his dream was crushed like...

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

mashed potatoes he was grieved. He decided to try something new. He.......