The Random Story Thread

[Jinnapiban]

put your right hip in & shake it all about....

Tomorrow you should really think about

 

[Mr Tom]

singing 'do do do the funky gibon.' Just then...

 

[Jinnapiban]

Mr. Tom tripped over the ...

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

books that were randomly............

 

[Jinnapiban]

thrown from the shelves across the ................

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

hard wooden floor. I hate it when...........

 

[Abelethan]

when I burp and things come up. But its better then....

 

[Grammalamma]

coming out the other end.

I was so sick.......................

 

[Mr Tom]

end by the books that Mr Tom tripped over that I...

 

[Yitzchak]

looked down at the clean floor and hoped I would not make a mess of it. But then it dawned on me........

 

[Mr Tom]

washing up liquid, no shoes, and a smooth floor.....FOOT SKATING RINK!.....mid foot skating someone arrived...

 

[Yitzchak]

and stared flabergasted at the whole ludicrous scene. they errupted into a garalous tirade directed at the adoring audience of thin air molecules. Then suddenly they were interupted by.......

 

[Mr Tom]

a giant talking pinapple who happened to smash through the window...

 

[Yitzchak]

This pineapple was running for president. Claimed that nothing in the rules prevented it. "Can I have your vote please?" the pineapple asked. I just stood staring in disbelief. The last time I voted in an election was the year of that incident where........

 

[merryheart]

The candidates wife stood in front of everyone and said

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

she was glad to see the joyful faces of the adults and.................

 

[Ceris]

also said that if her husband got elected, she would be the real power in the country. Everyone...

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

jumped up out of shock. They couldn't believe..............

 

[hrodas]

the words coming out of the mouth of that old Peach. his husband the Mango, just stared at her, and said. Guys, we better vote for that old prune over there. May wife is a nightmare at home. everybody laughed at the amazing comment. they all...

 

[Jinnapiban]

walked over to the buffet table to sample the fruit salad served with ...