the punishing thread!

[tulc]

I told my doctor that sometimes I think I'm a teepee and other times I think I'm a wigwam. And he said, "Clearly, you're two tents."

 

[Tom 1]

 

[tulc]

I had a hen who could count her own eggs
she was a mathamachicken

 

[Moral Orel]

I sing like an amputee, cause I can't hold a note or carry a tune.

 

[tulc]

I've got a job making plastic Dracula figures but there's only two of us on the production line.

So I have to make every second Count...