The Official NUT Club!

[J4Jesus]

Oh I just "happen" to be eating nuts right now - macadamian LOL. I didnt think about it til after I was reading this

 

[elm0]

Hmmm, nuts eating nuts. That's just NUTS!!!

 

[searchingforGodlyanswers]

Maybe birdie has some nice nutz and berries to join us!

 

[john crawford]

Feeling nutty? Come on over! Describe what kind of nut you are and why.

Me: I'm just a regular nutcase.

I'm not a certified nut and am just visiting this nuthouse to enquire whether any of you nuts would think it would be nutty of me to start a Neanderthal Club for Christians of Neanderthal ancestry and biological descent. If you don't know what a Christian Neanderthal is then I would advise you to advise me to open a thread for the Neanderthal Club in order to further discuss and examine our ancestral origins.

We Neanderthal Americans love nuts and fruitcakes equally and don't discriminate on the basis of race.

 

[Lycana]

mmmmm, fruitcake

 

[john crawford]

mmmmm, fruitcake

Yes, we have started the Neanderthal Club. All nuts and fruitcakes invited since most modern day Neanderthals love fruitcakes and nuts.

 

[Lycana]

Can you explain what you mean by Neanderthals?

 

[elm0]

I'm a NUT, a complete and NUTter NUT, and I'm NUT afraid to tell NUTbody. NUTty as a squirrel's NUT stash. NUTice how I'm typing NUT in capitals, even wheN UT should NUT be the word NUT I'm typing? NUTurally, this is only happeNUTing because I'm such a NUT. Have a NUTs day.

 

[Ritz]

That would be me! I guess you could call me a wal-nut because they have wall posters of me there. I especially love wal-mart at 4 am.

 

[J4Jesus]

I'm a any kind of a nut LOL

 

[J4Jesus]

mmmmm, fruitcake

fruitcakes are nutty too

 

[J4Jesus]

No one here tonight

 

[john crawford]

No one here tonight

We Neanderthals are here.
Some of us are queer.
Most of us sexually reproduce
Like any other species of gander and goose.

 

[searchingforGodlyanswers]

fruitcakes are nutty too

I didn't know fruitcakes were nutty.

 

[waliwoo]

I wanna be an official nut. How bout a pistachio

 

[elm0]

I wanna be an official nut. How bout a pistachio

YAY a pistachio!! Just look out for the cashews, they're nuts!

 

[J4Jesus]

I didn't know fruitcakes were nutty.

If you want to make yours with nuts you can

 

[J4Jesus]

Would you rather be a fruitcake or would you rather be a nut ????

ROFL

 

[elm0]

I'd rather be a nutty fruitcake. Can I be a nutty fruitcake? Huh? Huh? C'mon, let me be a nutty fruitcake!!

 

[J4Jesus]

SUREEEEE!