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The New pastor and the shut-in....

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Ok, Here goes,
The new church pastor went to the house of an elderly shut-in to pay her a visit and invite her to church service the next week.
While he sat on her sofa and talked with her, He was snacking on a bowl of peanuts that were sitting on her coffee table.
When he realized that he had eaten them all, He apologized profusely and offered to buy her some to replace what he had eaten.
She politely declined saying "I can't eat them anyways, I just eat the chocolate off of them and put them in the bowl."
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All I think to say is EEWWWWWW.....
 

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How gross!!
My dad and I were eating pop corn one time while watching a movie. We finished the pop corn so I sucked on all the kernels to get the butter off of them. My dad looked at me and started to laugh. I like "What?" He told me that he had already sucked the butter off of them and that I was essentially tasting his spit. How disgusting!
 
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I did that once with my brother in law... you know how if you go to Taco Bell and they take a really long time they give you free cinnamon twists? Well, no one in my family likes em, so I just started sucking the cinnamon off of them, and my brother in law, having no idea I did that, reached over and started sucking on one that I had already done..

Ugh.
 
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Those are some nice friends. One of my "friends" tried doing something like that to me! I'm very wary now (after the pop corn incident) and I didn't fall for it. I got mad when I found out that they did it to the school's outcast......poor guy. The pop corn thing is the only time that I'v ever done something gross like that, and thank goodnes!!!
 
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