'The Never Ending Story' Game!

[TheDerek]

This game is really simple, each person posts one paragraph to a story, then the next person posts the next paragraph and so on. Let's make this as silly as we can get it! I'll start.
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It was a warm spring morning as Tobias snuck out the back door quietly, so not to disturb his parents. He was heading down to the river to meet up with Doug, his best friend. They were going to steal a boat and run away for ever! When he got down to the river he saw...
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Now someone takes it from here!

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

A smurf walking along the river. Beside it was a banana with eyes, ears, and even a mouth. Tobias and his friend were shocked. They..........

 

[missionarypoet]

fought their instincts to run away from the freaky banana and bravely held their ground. "Wh-what are you doing here?" asked Tobias to the scary banana.
"My name is Split. I come in peace," said the banana, "My people need your help. Will you please come and save our world from....

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

the sour apples?" pleaded Split w/ a gooey tear coming out of his eye.
Tobias and Doug looked at each other. "Okay!" said Doug
Tobias turned around and saw a.....

 

[TheDerek]

A walking teddy bear coming towards them. "I'm here with the Smurf to protect you," He said, "The Sour Apples have destroyed both of our home towns and we must stop them!" As they spoke a huge boat shapped like a....

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

fish moved along the ocean. Suddenly a large cannon ball came out of one of the sides. It landed on the island. Tobias and Doug approched it. Split stayed behind w/ the smurf. Tobias reached over and touched it. Almost instantly.....

 

[missionarypoet]

He felt a powerful surge of power rush through him in a way that almost tickled. He turned around to the smurf and asked, "What was that?"
"You have just recieved the power of the half-starved chinchillas*! It is the greatest power bestowed to people who are...."


*Chinchillas are small, furry, nocturnal mammals found in South America, and that phrase comes compliments of my sister- girlinblue, who insisted on my writing a notice.

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

short." Tobias looked at split w/ an angered expression.
"I'm not short!!" Split itched his peel. "Hmm......you're right." Doug pushed the banana into the water. Instantly it began to split and transformed into a(n)......

 

[missionarypoet]

Sour Apple! "I knew that banana was creepy!" shouted Tobias. "He's one of the bad guys!" The smurf stood looking at the Banana/Apple, too confused to move. "Hey," Tobias called to the smurf, "Aren't you going to...."