1. Get a glimmer of hope
2. Get spiritually excited
3. Try to get closer to God
4. See no results
5. Don't feel God
6. Get discouraged
7. Have a mini existential crisis
8. Wallow in depression
9. Sin
10. Fear consequences and become more depressed
11. Rinse
12. Lather
13. Repeat
2. Get spiritually excited
3. Try to get closer to God
4. See no results
5. Don't feel God
6. Get discouraged
7. Have a mini existential crisis
8. Wallow in depression
9. Sin
10. Fear consequences and become more depressed
11. Rinse
12. Lather
13. Repeat
