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A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The choir master stood very cautiously and announced , " For our closing hymn let us sing hymn number 365 ......'Shall We Gather at the River.' "
With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The choir master stood very cautiously and announced , " For our closing hymn let us sing hymn number 365 ......'Shall We Gather at the River.' "
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I'm a firm believer in pooping on company time.That bathroom thing could come in handy where i work.
The people i work with clock back in from half hour lunch and then take 10 more minutes in the restroom.
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My wife and I were out shooting pool last night. One of our friends came but she didn't see him. He came up behind her, grabbed a handful of hair, sniffed it, and said, "Mmmm, you smell different when you're awake." She was freaked out until she realized it was him. Meanwhile I was laughing so hard.
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