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Which reminds me:
Three men married three girls. The first married an English girl. He told her to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.
The second married an American girl. He gave her orders to do all the house cleaning, dishes and cooking. On the first couple of days he saw hardly anything but by the end of the week the house was clean, the dishes done and the meals were on the table.
The third man married a Canadian girl. He gave her orders to clean the house, do the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and prepare all the meals. On the first day he didn't see anything, same on the second day but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. On the fourth day his arm was healed enough that he was able to make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
Three men married three girls. The first married an English girl. He told her to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.
The second married an American girl. He gave her orders to do all the house cleaning, dishes and cooking. On the first couple of days he saw hardly anything but by the end of the week the house was clean, the dishes done and the meals were on the table.
The third man married a Canadian girl. He gave her orders to clean the house, do the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and prepare all the meals. On the first day he didn't see anything, same on the second day but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. On the fourth day his arm was healed enough that he was able to make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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A Scouser turns up at the pearly gates of Heaven wearing a Liverpool football shirt and L.F.C tatooed on his forehead.
St Peter says , " What do you want ? "
Scouser says , "I want to get into Heaven . "
Peter says , " You won't get in here unless you did something really brave in your life because God doesn't like Scousers."
Scouser says , "I have done something brave.... I went to Old Trafford.... pushed my way into the Stretford End and chanted...WE HATE MAN U . "
Peter said , " Well , yeah that is really brave... when did you do that?"
Scouser says.."about 2 minutes ago . "
St Peter says , " What do you want ? "
Scouser says , "I want to get into Heaven . "
Peter says , " You won't get in here unless you did something really brave in your life because God doesn't like Scousers."
Scouser says , "I have done something brave.... I went to Old Trafford.... pushed my way into the Stretford End and chanted...WE HATE MAN U . "
Peter said , " Well , yeah that is really brave... when did you do that?"
Scouser says.."about 2 minutes ago . "
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I got pulled over today. The cop came up and said that he had a long day and was at the end of his shift, and if I had a good reason for why I was speeding he would let me go. I said, "Well sir, 5 years ago my wife left me for a cop and I thought you were bringing her back!" He said, "Have a good day, sir."
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