I'm trying to think of a really bad joke. Filtering out the ones I won't repeat here....
Oh! Got it!
My third wife.
At an old country church the preacher noticed a man had showed up for the 3rd day in a row at revival tipsy from drinking moonshine . The preacher was ready the 4rth day and preached the whole sermon directed at the drunk man and alcohol . The last night the preacher brought a quart jar of moonshine and sure enough the same man showed up drunk again . The preacher said friend come here I want to show you something . The man stumbled up and the preacher took the lid off the moonshine and dropped a worm in the moonshine . The worm quickly curled up and died . The preacher then said to the man "See , now what does that tell you "? The man thought and replied "It tells me I ain't got worms"
I don't think he has bad ones , he just swaps' in on newer model
In fact, Jack, Mr. Trump is a copy of me. But they toned him down to be believable.JackRT said:Are you Donald Trump?
I just want you to know, that is really quite bad. Very, very bad.Imnotjokingwellnotmostly said:...Deuterotomy!
In fact, Jack, Mr. Trump is a copy of me. But they toned him down to be believable.
I knew a Lazarus Long once. I think on Friday.
That rings a faint bell. But it has been a long time since I read it. (I think RAH was still alive.)