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The Glasgow Thread

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ScottishJohn

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

Yeah I know - not that great, but my wee sister loves this joke and every time I tell it I can see her cracking up!

What says OOoooooo?

A cow with no lips!

(Sister Again!)


What is the difference between a married woman and a single woman?

A single woman comes home, looks in the fridge, sighs dissappointedly, and goes to bed.
A married woman comes home, looks in the bed, sighs dissappointedly and goes to look in the fridge!

(One of my wife's favourites... not sure what that says about me but I'm guessing its not anything good!!)
 
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Anybody been to see anything at the Glasgow Music Festival?

http://www.glasgowmusicfestival.org/

My son has performed in a couple of the clarinet categories, and is performing tomorrow in Piano C (II) section at Renfield St Stephen`s church. Anybody else been to anything else?
 
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