The Fact of Evolution Disproves God!!!

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

Yeah, you heard me! Evolution needs to be the only thing taught in school and God needs to be kicked out, pronto! Children need to learn about evolution, including the big bang, starting at a very young age. We gotta teach our kids that we are just stupid monkeys who throw poop at each other, down with morals! Hail Marx and Darwin!

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

Oh, BTW, this is a joke thread.

 

[GodsSamus]

Yeah, you heard me! Evolution needs to be the only thing taught in school and God needs to be kicked out, pronto! Children need to learn about evolution, including the big bang, starting at a very young age. We gotta teach our kids that we are just stupid monkeys who throw poop at each other, down with morals! Hail Marx and Darwin!

Lol.

 

[Joe Atheist]

Yeah, you heard me! Evolution needs to be the only thing taught in school and God needs to be kicked out, pronto! Children need to learn about evolution, including the big bang, starting at a very young age. We gotta teach our kids that we are just stupid monkeys who throw poop at each other, down with morals! Hail Marx and Darwin!

Which part is the joke?...

Oh, I see it... heh, Marx! as if...

 

[Praxiteles]

Yeah, you heard me! Evolution needs to be the only thing taught in school and God needs to be kicked out, pronto! Children need to learn about evolution, including the big bang, starting at a very young age. We gotta teach our kids that we are just stupid monkeys who throw poop at each other, down with morals! Hail Marx and Darwin!

Rubbish!

Everyone knows evoloutioin is nothing but monkie poop, because apes don't shave!

When was the last time you saw an ape wielding a Wilkinson Sword? How many chimps shave with a Schick?

Show me a monkey with stubble, and I'll believe in evoltuton!

 

[Hydra009]

Yeah, you heard me! Evolution needs to be the only thing taught in school and God needs to be kicked out, pronto! Children need to learn about evolution, including the big bang, starting at a very young age. We gotta teach our kids that we are just stupid monkeys who throw poop at each other, down with morals! Hail Marx and Darwin!

lol. The sad part is this is exactly what creationists honestly believe other people believe.

 

[GodsSamus]

lol. The sad part is this is exactly what creationists honestly believe other people believe.

It is EXACTLY what they want. Otherwise, why do they say any competing theories besides Evolution can't be in the science ciricculum?

 

[Praxiteles]

 

[Praxiteles]

It is EXACTLY what they want. Otherwise, why do they say any competing theories besides Evolution can't be in the science ciricculum?

I reckon it's because there aren't any competing theories. *shrug*

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

It is EXACTLY what they want. Otherwise, why do they say any competing theories besides Evolution can't be in the science ciricculum?

What are the competing theories?

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

I looks like someone has accepting something as their personal shavior. See! Monkeys are the same thing as people! Shave a chimp and you have a wrinkled up kid or midget. Science rules!

 

[Praxiteles]

If I was in a mean mood, I'd ask if your shriveled up, prune sized, pulsating mass of 'possum afterbirth that you call a brain splurged out of your ear, but since I'm feeling nice, I won't.

What are the competing theories?

Phew.

Lucky you didn't.

 

[Praxiteles]

I looks like someone has accepting something as their personal shavior. See! Monkeys are the same thing as people! Shave a chimp and you have a wrinkled up kid or midget. Science rules!

Science rocks!

We must all bow down to our mighty creator, Science! Prostrate yourself before its mighty wisdom. Humble yourself, and accept the White Coat of Light into your heart. (Urgh).

 

[maha]

Hey Hungry Hungry Hippo...

YOU'RE REALLY SMART DUDE!!!!


(sarcasm?...what sarcasm?)

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

Hey Hungry Hungry Hippo...

YOU'RE REALLY SMART DUDE!!!!


(sarcasm?...what sarcasm?)

You just don't know what it's like to be comforted in the warm bosom of science.

 

[Self Improvement]

Those who believe in evolution are just shaviests. I am an ashaviest.

 

[Self Improvement]

What are the competing theories?

Ashavism

 

[Self Improvement]

Where are the transitionals for that razor blade?

 

[Oonna]

You have the morals of a garden slug Prax...

 

[Praxiteles]

A randy garden slug, that is.