The Excuse Game

[brinny]

don't use those silly instructions...be adventurous and see what happens without them

how do i say Merry Christmas to the grumpy neighbor next door?

 

[LaSorcia]

Bah humbug. I'd help you but.. but...I don't have a good excuse.

I need help pruning my maple tree.

 

[brinny]

....get a saw, and just get ta' sawing.....

what should i get my cat for Christmas?

 

[LaSorcia]

Don't ask me, my 6 cats ran away.

Who can help me wrap all these gifts?

 

[brinny]

LOL!

bring some toddlers in to help wrap...they love to help....

what should i do with this staticky radio?

 

[Matthew-59]

what should i do with this staticky radio?

* The Excuse Game

I can't tell you what to do wiff yer radio acuz I ain't gotz any tech-nickel know hows.

Help me decorate my Christmas tree.

 

[lucypevensie]

Nah. Then it would look like MY Christmas tree, not YOUR Christmas tree.

Just listen to my side of the story!

 

[LaSorcia]

Why? No one listened to mine!

I need aid taking out all the trash.

 

[Miche_nz]

"Yawns" listen? I never listen ,, you said so your yourself, so regarding the trash ,, I'm not listening ,,, again :0

I have a flat left tyre , can you change it please ? I'm sure you will ,, It's Christmas goodwill to all

 

[brinny]

oh dear, i'd love to help, but i gotta run after the mailman...

can you send a real live nativity set over here?

 

[LaSorcia]

I tried, but, uh, all the animals got hit by a lorry on the way over. Poor things.

Can someone cook dinner for me tonight? I'm just too tired.

 

[Miche_nz]

I would but I heard Brinny needed livestock for the nativity set, so am herding a few off the farm to ship

I was wandering could you be part of the Christmas carols ,, they are looking for numbers ,, and I'd do it but,,, I heard your voice is awesome [emoji2]

 

[LaSorcia]

Well someone REALLY lied to you! I wouldn't want to embarrass everyone else.

Please give me instructions for making the perfect cup of tea.

 

[lucypevensie]

I'd read you the directions on the box of tea bags, but my eyes are tired, plus I'm kind of a slow reader.

I hope you've shipped me my Christmas present, and that it's a good one. I look forward to receiving it.

 

[LaSorcia]

Oh yeah. Of course I did. Any delays are simply the result of weather or the post office. (Runs to buy something online).

Why did you leave a mess in my bathroom???

 

[lucypevensie]

Your house, your bathroom, your mess.

Is there a soda in your fridge I can have?

 

[LaSorcia]

Oh, I'd share willingly, but that's all beer, not soda.

Someone help me make a Christmas floral arrangement please?

 

[Miche_nz]

Wellllllll ,,, closes one eye then looks at the single weedy looking flower on my table,,, hiccups and reaches in to your fridge for another beer... I would see but but , um what was I going to do? ( burps) oops ... I forgot what I'm meant to do hehehehe

:0 please wake me at 6,30am I need to be in early to work

 

[LaSorcia]

Oh I better not. Do you realize how many beers you had? You just better call off. You're gonna have one bad headache!

Help me keep guests from getting too intoxicated at my house during the holidays?!

 

[lucypevensie]

My own tendency to overindulge will prevent me from being a reliable alcohol monitor. You're going to want me to turn down your request, trust me.

Would you be interested in joining me at my church's Christmas eve service?