The complete opposite thread.

[Wolflily]

Yours, too, huh? I thought it was just me. Well, here's some extra strength head fixer upper - we'll take a couple of these and ignore those beanheads and get back to the business of having some fun. That's what this should be all about anyway.

It blows my mind that people can't even get along in a stinking forum! Imagine what some of the must be like in person.

 

[Bevlina]

I would not want to know them Wolfie. Let's forget the morons and get back to the business of insulting one another huh?

 

[Droobie]

Wolfie... If I threw a stick would you leave?... And Bev... why don't you sit down and give your mind a rest.

 

[Bevlina]

Droobs...give your tummy a holiday will you? Gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe. Is that all you can do? How can I rest my mind when I don't have one?
Come to think of it...you have't got much between the ears either.

 

[Droobie]

Mind over matter Bev... I don't mind, 'cos you don't matter!

 

[Bevlina]

Watch your manners young man. Want a good spanking? You're as light as a feather, take nothing to whop you over my knee and give you a good tanning.
Now go outside and play with what marbles you've got left.

 

[LivingWorship]

Droobs pay your respect to those older - and if you don't watch it I will fight for Aunty Bev - YOU BEEN WARNED!!!

 

[Droobie]

LivingWorship: Now now... I wasn't talking to you little boy... come back when you've learned to shave.

Bev: A spanking?! Whoo HOO!... Now we're talking!

 

[LivingWorship]

* LW begins to twitch, clothes rip and turns big, green, muscular and ugly - umm... uglier*

WHO YOU CALLING LITTLE BOY!!

BTW Droobs I haven't learnt to shave yet... but why do you shave your legs?

 

[Droobie]

* LW begins to twitch, clothes rip and turns big, green, muscular and ugly - umm... uglier*

WHO YOU CALLING LITTLE BOY!!

BTW Droobs I haven't learnt to shave yet... but why do you shave your legs?

Woah man!... You ARE ugly... must have had tinted windows on your incubator as a baby. And that's not me with the shaved legs mate... you're talking about Wolfily there... all that fur ya know.

 

[LivingWorship]

Hey I might be ugly but at least I'm not dyslexic... what the heck is rotartsinimdA roineS?!

Wolfy's the furry one because she doesn't shave! But it disappears once she's in human form again! I'm warning you little man don't make me angrier!!!

 

[Bevlina]

The rotart actually means 'Retarded Official Telecommunications and Reliance Trickster' LW. What are you doing here anyway? I thought all drongo's would be asleep now!

 

[Droobie]

Bev, instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?!

 

[Bevlina]

Droobs...instead of running around scaring little kids...why don't you go and bag your head.

 

[Droobie]

Call the RACV Bev.... someone who cares.

 

[Bevlina]

Are you STILL hanging around this joint!! Don't you realize you're terrorising the guilty here? Go and catch the kangaroos you've got loose in your top paddock!

 

[Wolflily]

Droobie only comes around when he's got nothing of interest to say.
Ooh! Was that my 'out-loud' voice?!
Droobs, hon, go play pup tent in the freeway, ok sweetums? That's a good boy.
LW! Where'd you come from? You sure you wanna get in the middle of all this hoopla? Things get pretty freaky around here.

*Rolls up sleeves*

Ok Bev it's me and you. Put em up!!

 

[Bevlina]

Wha? Fisticuffs! I'd do anyfing,for you dear,anyfing,for you mean everyfing...*kicks Wolfie* to meeeeeeeeee.

 

[Wolflily]

*Grabs Bev's leg while she's aiming a high kick at Wolf's tender ribs and yanks her feet out from under her.*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Proceeds to body slam Bev into the floor, then swings her around in a circle and tosses her across the room.*
Whew! All that bodybuilding is finally paying off!

 

[Droobie]

Man... I've seen better heads on mops!