The complete opposite thread.

[Wolflily]

I can't even reply to this for laughing so hard! Hold on, let me catch my breath...

 

[Bevlina]

OH WOLFIE!!!!!


Please...please...go eat the daises...go eat the daisies...please please
you're wastin' hour's just starin' at flowers......just wastin' the hours awaaaaaay!
Perlease...go eat the daisies today!

 

[Wolflily]

*Sings to the tune of "Our House" by Madness...*

Bev's HOUSE! In the MIDDLE OF THE STREET...
Knocked Down! Cuz it is con-demned pro-per-teeee...
Bev's House...Where the crazies go to meet.
Not me, cuz I don't hang with lu-na-ceeee....

 

[Bevlina]

Oh yeah?

Well I found a photo of your ear on the web and what happens inside your head when someone talks to you....

 

[Bevlina]

*sings to the tune of Dancing In The Dark*

Dancing in the dark......Our Wolfie is..
Prancing in the park...Our Wolfie is
Loonier than Goofy in Amsterdam....
We know how mad she am...an...now...

She's looking for a loon...to match her
She's chatting up a goon...to catch her
She's crazier that loonies in a wash tu-u-u-u-ub
She's never gonna learn that one.....

 

[Wolflily]

*Makes up a toon all her own in honor of Bev's utter lunacy...*

Bev is a crazy so and so...
Never seems to know which way to go.
Up or down or inside out,
Laugh, cry, smile, frown, scream and pout.

Bev is a loony doop de doo.
Never seem to know just what she'll do.
Makes a sane person wanna scream and shout,
just trying to figure what she's on about.

Bev is a nutty goof you see,
Don't know what she really wants to be.
Trying to be funny, trying to be cute...
Somebody needs to feel my BOOT...

 

[Bevlina]

*throws a scone at Wolfie*

I could sing to that tune ya nut!! Ya Yankee Doodle Dandee! Wait'll I get you in Oz...
*Sings to the tune of Waltzing Matilda*

Once a jolly Wolfie camped by a computer
In an old shack beside the sea
And she thought as she struck the keys on the computer
Who'll come and go mad just like me
(chorus)


Stupid old Wolfie
Crazy old Wolfie
She is as looney as looney can be
And she thought as she struck the keys on the computer
Who'll come and go mad just like meeeeeeee


http://ausinternet.com/ettamogah/waltzing.htm

ya drongo! ya can't even understand what we are talking about!!

http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

Here!! Look it up!

 

[Wolflily]

 

[Bevlina]

 

[Wolflily]

 

[Bevlina]

 

[Droobie]

You all are sooooooo imaginative!

 

[Bevlina]

Well Wolfie...there's a nitwit for you...not that you're any brighter. You're songs completely lacked imagination...

 

[Wolflily]

Yeah yeah yeah.

Well, that's what happens when I try to compose in the middle of the night or at the crack of dawn. Either my brain is shutting down or it hasn't woken up yet. See, if I try to deal with this odd lot when I'm in full swing I would overwhelm you so much you wouldn't be able to handle it and then you'd have to check yourselves into an asylum for a little rehab. And I wouldn't want to do that to YOU guys...

 

[Bevlina]

escuses...excuses...excuses....

 

[Wolflily]

blah blah blah
yadda yadda yadda
yabba dabba do

 

[Bevlina]

wolfie...you would be the most unlovable character I have ever had the misfortune to meet!

 

[Wolflily]

I know!
You better stop buggin me or I'll bite you on the bum again.
My teeth ARE pretty sharp, in case you've forgotten.

(hmmm, it's coming around to THAT time of the month again. I can feel my skin prickling all over)

 

[Bevlina]

Stop buggin ya? I haven't started yet!!

 

[Droobie]

I know!
You better stop buggin me or I'll bite you on the bum again.
My teeth ARE pretty sharp, in case you've forgotten.

(hmmm, it's coming around to THAT time of the month again. I can feel my skin prickling all over)

Ooooo... and when do we start practicing for that?!