The complete opposite thread.

[Wolflily]

Yeah, where DID that 3 day weekend thing come from? Yikes. That's what I get for going online at 4:30 in the morning or someplace thereabouts.

It's starting to smell around here - Kristian, you need a shower.

 

[KristianJ]

Thing is, Wolfie...Bev's been in there for the past week and has no intention of stopping, I feel.

 

[loribee59]

You sure y'all not related to Pumbaa, the windy ol' warthog...?

*whew* will you please stand downwind..?! OY!

 

[KristianJ]

And hakuna matata to you too, Lori...

 

[marduke]

PHWOOAAAARRRR!!! what was that for Lori?!?!

 

[loribee59]

You like it? It's this new cologne that's the rage here in Oz....

it's called "Eau de Oz Cologne"

 

[marduke]

You like it? It's this new cologne that's the rage here in Oz....

it's called "Eau de Oz Cologne"

sorry i havnt got a comeback, but that was just too funnny! very clever

 

[KristianJ]

I thought Oz Cologne was the fancy name for BO...

 

[loribee59]

Heheh...you're too much of a country bumpkin...you don't know culture if it hit you in the face.

 

[KristianJ]

Well, that from the person who makes a circus clown look like the world's most intelligent science professor...

 

[Workingmum]

Ahhhh, now I get it - this is thread is the circus made up of inept clowns rejected by Cirque d' Solei or whatever that posh Russian circus is called!

 

[loribee59]

yeah, the circus of STINKY Aussie clowns!

 

[KristianJ]

Cirqe du Soleil Russian?? Sue, give me your Stolichnayas and learn French, will ya?

 

[skinnybrad]

oh i know French its like German only its French for yum

 

[KristianJ]

And your gibberish is intelligible, Brad - back to kindergarten for you, I think...

 

[Wolflily]

I think Mum needs a geography lesson, huh? Russian. Hee hee, the very idea!
Brad, we'll be happy to enroll you in our deluxe luxury language course. All you need to do is pledge your firstborn child and you - are - IN!!

 

[skinnybrad]

:'( i dont have a kid though

 

[KristianJ]

Just give up Cantik - that will suffice.

 

[Wolflily]

Cantik?!

Hmm, sounds voodoo-ish to me.

 

[KristianJ]

It's the name of Brad's stupid little CF pet...if only the taunt function were still existent