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The Christian Barber

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The Christian Barber

There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had
been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said,
"Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door."

Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, "I want a shave!" The barber said,
"Sure, just sit in the seat and I'll be with you in a moment." The barber went in the back and prayed a
quick desperate prayer saying, "God, the first customer came in and I'm going to witness to him.
So give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen."

Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying
"Good morning sir. I have a question for you... Are you ready to die?"
 

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Funny! :)

Reminded me of a time getting ready to head out for street witnessing with a group from church. The leader said one time he asked someone 'if you die today do you know where you will go?'

And the person looked at him kinda nervous and said 'why are you planning on killing me?'

So he told us we may want to rephrase that question ...
 
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