The Chief Has Returned

[carma]

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[Reborn2000]

Wow Ryan, your trip really sounds like such a blessing. I am so glad that you are back safe and sound and here to bless us again. Keep up the inspiring posts as I so enjoy reading them.


Oh Laz, come on. Be nice, please.


Kelly

 

[Lazerith]

Of course Reborn. No problem Carma.

*Bows to both Carma and Reborn head hits ground*

I was being perfectly nice. Didn't see any shoutin or causing a fuss on any threads did ya? Nah, tired of doing it myself, can't say my opinions have changed but I _have_ cooled down.

*grasps head and falls on the ground again*

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Sir Lazerith
Wielder of the Crystal Duck Scepter

 

[carma]

Thanks Laz, I really do appreciate that.

 

[onesheep]

Sir Lazerith
Wielder of the Crystal Duck Scepter

So is that warning or is your scepter made of crystal duck? Or is it a duck made out of crystal that you use as a scepter? Or is it a scepter you'd like to use to change things into crystal ducks? And who is 'er? Why are you telling everyone to duck 'cept 'er?

{onesheep takes bucket size peanut butter and throws it at Laz... **SPLAT**}

 

[Lazerith]

*awakens from unconciousness and is startled to find peanut butter on his face.*

"Cool! Peanut butter!"

*Not to pass up on a good thing Laz begins licking it off. When finished he hops off on his knees to the waterhole to wash the peanut butter out of his hair.*

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Sir Lazerith
Wielder of the Crystal-Duck Scepter.

 

[AngelAmidala]

You must have some really great flexability in your back if every time you bow, your head hits the ground!

Can you share some with me?

Please!

 

[Lazerith]

Nah, just short legs! =)

 

[E-beth]

Hey Chief! Hey Laz! missed seeing both of you lately

*Thread Hijack:*
I think Laz is ALWAYS nice.. and he never mentioned anyone specific so why are people jumpin' his case? I don't get the whole name thing anyway. I have two EZBoard user names. Is that a bad thing? Am I gonna be banned?

 

[carma]

I think Laz is ALWAYS nice.. and he never mentioned anyone specific so why are people jumpin' his case? I don't get the whole name thing anyway. I have two EZBoard user names. Is that a bad thing? Am I gonna be banned?

Who jumped Laz? I really don't want an answer to that, but rather you ask yourself that and answer it.

It's not about "two names" and it is not something that even needs to be discussed, everything is taken care of.

 

[tribforce]

Well Chief, I do not know if we have ever met before but, my name is Holly and I have been a member for a long time. I just want to welcome you home from a wonderful experience and memories I am sure you will never forget. I also have a leading to do forign missions when God tells me it is time and maybe you could email me about your trip and how it came about when you have time. My email is tribforce18@yahoo.com
I am very happy you are back and I am glad your trip was great!
God Bless,
Hol

 

[bravesaz]

Was the peanut butter chunky or smooth?

*bravesaz tosses a balloon filled with milk at Laz. (gotta have milk to wash the peanut butter down!) It falls into a bowl nearby, thus making it easy for Laz to drink!*

 

[Lazerith]

<stop time>

Hi there E-beth! Thanks for the er backup. =)

Its ok though. As much as I was growing to like The Great Pepe I don't even use him anymore. He had lots of promise too. *sigh* They can jump me as long as they don't expect me to give em a piggy back ride.

So let it be known! I will not give _anyone_ a piggy back ride.

<resume time>

 

[AngelAmidala]

Darn! And I was going to ask for one too!
*sighs*

Hey tribforce! Haven't heard from you in awhile! Glad to see you're still around.

 

[Lazerith]

However for §30 you too can buy a piggyback ride! Let all with ears hear! And for §2.50 you can have a picture with Laz. For §100,000 you can be one of a select few to have a pen that Lazerith, yes _Lazerith_ has chewed. The ink stained toothmarks are authentic.

For a limited time only of course....

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Sir Lazerith
Wielder of the Crystal-Duck Scepter

Paulus et Mulus in silva ambulant.
Mulus non sarcinam amat.

 

[Solomon Spade]

2 names?

*spade laughs histeriacly*

 

[AngelAmidala]

I think I'll pass on the pen.....

 

[AndiLynn]

welcome back! =)

 

[E-beth]

Hi back Laz!

I would love a piggy back ride, but *alas* nobody jumped on you. At least that is what I told myself when I asked myself. Of course the problem with asking myself things is, I always get into hour long conversations about mathematical conversions and which Darren Stevens was the better. You know, The big truth questions we all face.

* E-beth removes tongue from inside her cheek*

 

[Rosenzweig]

After a long abscence Canadian Bacon creeps unnoticed in the excitment in the chiefs return and Lazerith's constant headbanging behind the great Chief and plants a poutine bomb
Finally my plan or total Canadian domination of the tavern is complete! When I press this button the entire tavern will be covered with fries, gravy, and cheese curds. In the excitement I will drop a water melon upon the chief's head and drag him off to my secret fortress in the Alberta praries, then the tavern will be mine!!!
pushes button