The Cb Chronicles

[Kaylee4Christ]

((okay I'd post but 1) I still don't get how the game is played, could someone please Pm it to me..... and 2) its almost 10:30 PM on a school night. Later Days, Kaylee))

 

[Ninjitsu14]

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[Ninjitsu14]

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[Kaylee4Christ]

(( no bump. I can't write if I have no idea what I'm writing about. please please PLEASE could someone PM me the rules and how you play the game. ))

 

[Akuma]

"Wait wait wait that's not how it goes!" growled Kaylee.
Ninjitsu, sitting at the Creative Writing desk, sticks his tongue out at Kaylee and continues writing in the large volume that is the Cb Chronicles. "I'll do what I want. I am a super sayan ninja after all."
Akuma inspects the Chronicles over Nin's shoulder, scratching his head. "What's with all the ink blots. And is that a picture of a dog?"
"That's a ninja elephant, for your information." Ninjitsu sniffed.
Kayle took Ninjitsu's pen and stabbed it into the Chronicles. "That's what I think about your stupid Chronicles!"
"Hey!" snarled Nin.
"Well, I don't think it's stupid. In fact, I think the CB Chronicles are both creative and whimzical. Like, you know, creatizical."
"You make no sense."
"No, what makes no sense is a bear pearing sugar into a spell."
"Wha?"
"Precisely."
Ninjitsu began crumpling up the last few dry chappies. "Let's face it--my idea was too complex."
"Too confusing." added Kaylee.
"Fine." Ninjitsu muttered, giving the paper balls to Kaylee. "Dispose of those."
Kaylee quickly ate the paper.
Akuma twiddled his manly goatee. "We need to get a good idea. Something simple, though. Demons will be in it, undoubtedly. I mean, look at how many view the Chronicles got before."
"Let's go to Japan in this chappy." Nin suggested.
"Or a pool party!" Kaylee said with a belch.
"Naw," Akuma tested the pen on his hand. "Wait--I've suddenly got an idea!"

With that, Akuma bent over the Chronicles and began the adventure again.

 

[Akuma]

Chapter 107: The Dark Tower

Akuma woke up thrashing in his sleep. He sat up, disgruntled. His wife slept next to him, oblivious to his nightmare. Akuma rubbed his face, grimacing. Another nightmare about Zachimore. They were becoming increasingly frequent. Getting up, he looked at the digital clock se ton the metal ceiling and saw that it read 3:12 am. He put on a tunic and left the bedroom, his bare feet slapping on the cold metal floor. He passed a window and through it he saw infinite space and a red planet floating serenly. His ship, The Matchlock, was anchored in space while they slept.

It had been 5 years. 5 years since the last confrontation with Zachimore and Lumina. The experience was a haze (they became pawns of some deity, it seems) and Kaylee had blamed it on the mints the CF armory gave out for free. Since then, Akuma became an explorer for CF, sailing his ship into the dark space of the unexplored CF internet. Erwin himself had supplied the ship. After their past adventures, Akuma and the rest of his friends had become small heroes in CF.
Akuma, the dark fairy. Kaylee, the pure maiden. Ninjitsu, the mysterious ninja. And Argyle Park, who had aided them so many times with only the iniative of helping others and kicking butt. All of them went their seperate ways, each going to contribute to the future of the CF.

Zachimore and his demon horde had disappeared after the horrid intergalactic game, which had never finished. There had been an explosion. Lumina had been screaming. Akuma remembered it vividly.

"No," Lumina screamed as the sky began to shatter. "This is my game! I'm not finished! I've barely started!"
Everything began to tear apart and Akuma pushed his wife out of the way of shrapnel.
"What's going on?" she yelled over the noise.
Akuma never answered. As the sky fell, he saw it. Standing menacingly, black against the black vacuum of space growing in the sky, he saw it. The Dark Tower. It seemed to branch neverendingly, its jagged spires stabbing upwards. And then it vanished. Akuma looked around, bewildered. No one else had seen it. The ground gave way and Akuma and his companions were thrown into chaos. A week later, one by one, they awoke in the General Struggles section, being tended by Chrisbot.

Akuma had become obsessed since then. Secretly obsessed with the Dark Tower. With seeing it again. With wondering what it might be. That's one of the reasons he became an explorer. Because out there, in the vast internet space, he knew it was waiting. Waiting to be found.

Akuma, staring out the dark window, absently wondered what his other companions were up to and where they were.

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 108: Normal Nin?!?

Nin was walking through the forest, watching the animal life around him. Birds were singing, crickets were chirping, alligators were eating small fish, all was well. Nin was an undercover ninja, working at a small office in Brazil. at night, however, he would offer to the small town he lived in, some justice. "It takes a thief to catch a thief...." he had always thought. He had destroyed several crime rings in the small town, and word of 'The Masked Ninja' had reached Brazil's capital. The upside was, no one had figured out his identity (I mean, come on! Nin=Ninja. ). One day, Nin got a message in the office. "Someone call for you, they said to go into the forest at 4:00...." said the lady he worked with, smacking her gum. "Okay, I'll be on my break...." and with that, he had left the office.

Now he was in the forest, waiting for whatever it was who wanted to talk to him. "Nin, Nin, Nin.......it's been so long! I haven't seen you in ages." the voice seemed familiar, but because of his absence from CF, he didn't remember it. "Whose there?!" he said, reeling out a kunai knife. "Calm down! I'm just on vacation from Australia!" Australia? Didn't that ring a bell? "E....Erwin?" asked Nin. "Finally you remember!" shouted the voice. Erwin walked out of the trees, clutching his stomach, and laughing his head off. "Is it just me, or is Erwin not as uptighjt as before....?" said Nin. Erwin gave Nin a small card, and walked off. There was a button. "What the heck..." said Nin. He pressed it. A holo image of Akuma appeared on the small card. "AKUMA?!?!?!" he shouted, his eyes popping out of his head farther than they had ever done before. "Well, a hologram of me anyway, um, besides that, I'm in space right now." Nin gave him a look. "Space? What the heck are you doing out there?" asked Nin. Akuma sighed. "Okay, but you have to keep this down.....have you come into contact with any of the others lately?" Nin stared off into space. "No......I haven't even seen Kaylee......" Akuma breathed a sigh of relief. "Good. Okay, remember when Lumina made us play that game, and the place was collapsing?" He didn't wait for Nin to answer. "Well, I saw a shadowy looking tower overhead when the ceiling collapsed. Did you see anything?" Nin racked his brain. Why would Akuma ask hima dumb question like that? A flying tower....yeah right. "No, I did not see anything...." he said, staring at the hologram. "Why, are you obsessed with it or something?" Akuma flinched. "Not really obsessed, but there was something mysterious about it....like, there was more power than Zachimore and Lumina combined......." Nin stared. "We defeated zachimore sometimes, and I'm sure we could've destroyed Lumina if given the chance." he answered. Akuma glare dat him. "I'm serious! It's like a level somewhere far beyond!" Nin stared back. "Look, your a fairy, so I'm sure you know what your talking about when you say 'supernatural', but I'm a human, remember? Fighting demons, and crazed lonely cyber elves,it was fun for a while, but, I'm not going to chase after something that I don't even know what it is!" Akuma sighed. "Is there anyway I could change your mind?" , he asked, sentiments in his voice, "it gets lonely out here. I mean, it's space!" Nin thought it over. maybe this was a chance to get back in the groove of things. "Okay, I'll help you, but if it gets us into any trouble, I'm leaving! And I'm serious!" Akuma smiled. "Whatever Nin, head back to cF, and I'll pick you up there......" and the holo-gram disappeared.

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Nin was on his motorcycle, and heading off to CF. he passed through the Cyber-portal, that linked the internet to the real world, and flew onto the Home Page. He walked into his lab, taking off his helmet. He hadn't been here since the fight with Zachimore. Everything was offline, including his computer. He grimaced. What a terrible fate. The only thing anythign the members had to remember him by, and they through it away. He immediately reactivated the main system, and locked the doors. He didn't want any of them coming in. He sat down, and waited for Akuma to show up.

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

(( sorry, I've been gone for awhile.... taking care of stuff. I'll write when I get home. Sorry................ your chappies are great! I eat paper? ))

 

[Ninjitsu14]

((((What Akuma was trying to bring on when he said you eat paper, is that the CB chronicles are both exciting and wimsical. Both crazy, and serious, at the same time. )))

 

[Akuma]

crazed lonely cyber elves

Lol, I love it! Classic. Great chappy

109: Best of Friends

"Set the ship down over there." Akuma pointed through the ship's main windshield.
Stump eyed him warily. "A-are you sure? There are people down there."
"Oh, bah. They'll be fine."
The small rat shrugged and began pressing buttons. The ship lowered through Hobbies and into The Gardening Forum. Countless shrieking women and few men sprinted out of the ship's way, shouting in protest. The ship's landing bridge connected to the ground and Akuma walked down it.

A mod called Henaynei angrily confronted him. "You could have hurt someone!"
Akuma flipped some blessings toward her and cooly said, "Go treat yourself to some tin foil."
The mod yelled after him, "You crushed all the Calibrachoa!"
Akuma didn't hear her as he was already flying out of Hobbies and into the CB. He passed many friends, from the lovable lnknprk2003 to the graceful and wise DevoutHeiress. He arrived to Shadow's Lab and promptly knocked on the door. It swung open and Akuma smiled. "Hello, Shad--"
He never finished his sentence as Ninjitsu tackled him with a hug. They fell to the ground laughing as the Cb citizens watched on. Someone muttered, "Freaks."
They stood, still chuckling.
"You smell like Brazil." said Akuma.
"Yes." replied Ninjitsu.
After some pleasant small chat, they dipped their feet in the CB pool and began discussing what to do.
"Well, obviously, I plan on finding that tower," explained Akuma, "but I can't do it alone. It's larger than anything we've faced, and I'm not talking about size. That's why we need to find Argyle and Kaylee. Jelly_bean is a good candidate, too."

{read the CF Chronicles for various adventures with Jelly_bean}

"Hmm, the Fellowship, eh?" Ninjitsu paused in sharpening his katana. "Good plan but where are we going to find them?"
Akuma sighed. "I have an idea, but it's risky."
"What is it?"
"We put advertisements up."
Ninjitsu stared at him. "How is that risky?"
"The signs will be made from CF Pet pelts."
"Uhhh, no. I've got a better idea. Risky, too."
"Shoot."
"Erwin's gone, right? We sneak into Erwin's database and look up the User Profiles."
Akuma rubbed his goatee. "It's a chance. We have to fight our way through many security systems, not to mention Chrisbot, and then hack into the database. If we're caught, we'll be suspended or worse." He grinned. "Let's do it."

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[Ninjitsu14]

Akuma sighed. "I have an idea, but it's risky."
"What is it?"
"We put advertisements up."
Ninjitsu stared at him. "How is that risky?"
"The signs will be made from CF Pet pelts."
"Uhhh, no. I've got a better idea. Risky, too."

ROFLOL! That sounds just like me. I always go 'Uhhh, no.'

Okay, back to writing my chappy.......

 

[Akuma]

((*Puts on his flip flops and buttons up his Hawaiin shirt.*

I'm leaving to Florida tomorrow. I may post before I leave but I'm not sure. One thing's for certain, though: I expect some good chappies upon my return in 9 days! That means YOU Kaylee

Farewell, may you swords stay sharp. *chuckles nervously at so blatanly being a nerd* Come along, Humphrey, we're leaving!

*Beckons his butler Humphrey, who has never before been mentioned and probably never will be again, to pick up his luggage and follow him*))

 

[Ninjitsu14]

You have a butler? And you made a terrible pun....


Farewell, may you swords stay sharp.

/me holds up sharp katana


/me growls

/me waves

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

(( Dude. Akuma. I've been on college campus an hour away all week long. Me thinking. ))

 

[Akuma]

((Well, tsk tsk, shame shame. You two didn't fufill the bargain I so forcedly.....forced on you. I cluck my tongue in disappointment. I expected a whole bunch of chappies 'pon my return!

Meh. Oh, well. But as punishment to your unteamenshippery (not a real word, btw), I assign you both the task of..........making TWO NEW CHAPPIES. Yes, even you, Kaylle. Batting your eyelashes won't get you out of this one this time. *growls* Come along, Jeebers. We must unpack.

*Beckons his butler Jeebers, who has never before been mentioned and probably never will be again, to pick up his luggage and follow him. {Jeebers is the brother of Humprhey (who HAS been mentioned again) who suffered a fatal shark bite in Florida before being carried off by a large and most egregious mosquito}*

 

[Akuma]

Well, apparently Kaylee fell off a cliff and has been sorting things out. So she doesn't have to make a chappy immediately. So.................her batting of the eyelashes did work.
But that's besides the point. Shadow, I don't know what your excuse is but it better be good.

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

Very funny Akuma. I'll work on it, just to show you I'm not the ruffly pink dress-kind of girl.

Kaylee

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

Chappy 110

Kaylee yawned and sat on the second e of her username. She read the latest issue of the CF Newspaper. She was trapped in her profile, and had been for several days. She had long since given up trying to get out. She only waited for Nin and Akuma to come and get her.

Kaylee wandered down to her guestbook, and jumped into the first O experimentally. She was knocked into a hard wall, which seperated her from it. Kaylee yowled then groaned, rubbing her head. "Great," she muttered. Kaylee tried the other O and found herself falling, falling, falling.

Finally she hit the ground with a thud. She found herself in the member's profile lobby. There were people sitting in chairs waiting for something, and she guessed it was for updating their profiles, though she couldn't be sure. Suddenly an alarm rang, and mods ran down the profile hallways, doors to member profiles lining either wall of the hallway. Kaylee got out of the way. "Someone must be getting banned. it must be a troll," Kaylee thought to herself.

Suddenly a little blur ran by her, laughing maniacally. Kaylee gasped as it bashed her to the ground, and ran away, multiplying quickly. Mods ran by seconds after, and soon over took the trolls, terminating them with their Troll-B-Gone spray. The mods picked her up and brushed her off, apologizing to her. Kaylee nodded and smoothed her hair down coolly.

Now that she was out, she roamed CF. Finally she found herself in a hidden passage. She gasped when she learned that she had hacked into the moderators' area! It was a total accident. She looked to her right, into a long hallway, and at the end there was a red door with a sign on it. It said "Erwin".

"Oh my... I found myself in a top secret area where no members are allowed! This could merit me some serious warnings, a banning, or worse!" Kaylee gasped. Then she grinned.

"Cool."

 

[Ninjitsu14]

(((Hey, I posted MY chappy, while Kaylee was busy jumping off a cliff Anyway, an idea is beggining to form in my brain......)))

Chapter 111: Lucky.

Nin patiently waited in his lab for Akuma, tapping his foot impatiently. "Where is he?!?!" he growled finally. He walked down the halls of his labs, checking on past experiments from a world long ago....he knew Zachimore hadn't been destroyed, because several nights (that he had slept while not being out fighting crime, mind you) he had had nightmares that Zachimore had truly gotten hold of all of CF, and there was such mayhem involved. People running for cover, threads falling on members, huge waves crashing into threads, and crushing people under the crashing waves. Thunder claps shook buildings down to the ground, and lightning shocks zapped members. All the while, a demon horde levitated in the sky, watching all of the chaos. Periodically, a demon would conjure a ball of energy, and fling it at a member, desintegrating them on the spot. In his dreams. Nin would run from the demons, and go to the Mod Station, and look at the MOW (Member Output Waves) and it would be 1/3 than it normally would be. That would mean that Member activities had dropped considerably (seeing as most were being destroyed) Then, Zachimore would blast the Mod Station, destroying Nin. Was this a vision of what to come?

Nin had always been deep in tune witht he Spirit World, so maybe some Spirit was sending him these visions in his sleep to stop Zachimore...........

But, Nin always went back to thinking Zachimore had been destroyed. When Lumina's world fell apart (literally) Kaylee, Akuma, his wife, and himself were almost destroyed as well......unless........

Nin remembered what happened, and this is how it went down....

As Lumina's game world fell apart, bits and peices disappeared. Lumina screamed into the air, as a black hole appeared above them. It began sucking rubble and debris into it. Nin remembered he, Akuma, and Kaylee standing there, staring at the black hole. The black hole sucked up Lumina, Zachimore, and all the other players into it. As the black hole sucked up Nin, Akuma, and Kaylee, Nin grabbed Kaylee and Akuma, as akuma grabbed his wife's hand (she REALLY needs a name) the black hole sucked them up, and an energy surge knocked them unconcious.....

Nin remembered waking up, flying through the hole at a very high speed. Kaylee, Akuma, and his wife were still unconcious. Several of the other players were holding on to Nin's ankles, but he kicked them off. Zachimore tried to grab Nin's ankle, but Nin turned around and punched him in the face. This caused him to let go of Kaylee. He tried to reach out to her, but she disappeared. He looked back towards Zachimore, as the large demon cursed. "I will get you, and your precious cF!" said Zachimore, as he disappeared. Nin felt tired, and he fell to sleep......

"I bet that's when I let go of Akuma. Then I remember in being CyberSpace Brazill......in the forest... I bet that vortex seperated us, and whenever we let go, it just threw Akuma and Kaylee back into CF, but since I stayed at my normal pace in the portal, it must have thrown me into Brazill.....this is wya to confusing for me to figure out right now.....I need to rest......"

Then CF's alarm sounded. There was a troll in the Mod Station. Nin decided to check it out. Using his new, hand-made CF Warper, a small watch outfitted witha transportation device, he warped into the Mod Station. He was suprised to see a familiar face.....

"KAYLEE?!"

To Be Continued....

 

[Akuma]

Chapter 112: Neverland Sand

Akuma was in the Edification: Fasting section, eating an entire turkey in front of the other members when he heard it. Two mods were whispering to each other nearby.
"There's an alarm going off in the mod station, did you hear?"
"Yea. Report says one troll and one unauthorized member. Should we check it out?"
"One of us has to stay here. I'll go."
"Okay."
AKuma stood, tossing the turkey away onto an unlucky member. Did Ninjitsu already initiate the plan? Without me? We agreed on tomorrow though! And he's got caught, and with a troll, no less. Wiping his greasy fingers on his cloak, Akuma drew his sword and flew off. Time to save his butt.

The Mod station was heavily guarded by mods with nothing better to do and CF Pets trained to take down any unathorized members. Akuma was confident though. He was a fairy, after all. He strode up to the mods and Pets. "'Lo all!"
The nearest mod stopped him. "Do you have clearance? Ah, nevermind, no one can go in anyway. We're on high alert." A squad of special agent mods stormed into the station, sword, lightsabers, and other strange weapons flashing.
"I see." Akuma tapped his chin. He flicked his hand at the mod and let a small amount of fairy dust puff into the mod's face. The mod sneezed once before his head turned into a blue watermelon. The guards and Pets surrounded him but Akuma was already spinning on his heel, letting a sandstorm of dust swirl about him. He calmly walked past the bewildered mods and pets (many had their heads altered into some form of strange fruit while the Pets had been either turned into rocks or expensive shoes) and entered the mod station.
As he passed through the doorway something tackled him to the ground. He quickly got up to find him facing a Level 2 troll. This was disastorous. Most trolls he faced were Level 4s or Level 3s. Level 2s were tough to take down, almost bad as Level 1s or demons. Akuma cracked his free hand's knuckles before gripping his sword. "I don't know how you got past that squad but I'm giong to take you down."
The troll bellowed a laugh. "Got past them? I killed them!" He pointed at the bodies littered in the hallway further up, empty shells of internet graphics.
Akuma let out a curse as he realized he had been distracted. The troll's huge fist shot out and Akuma saw black.

To be continued
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