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The Cat & Dog Diaries...

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Michael G

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Yikes, Michael:p

I don't presently hold a recipe for a fat-cat stew, lol

But if I find one I'll be sure and not post it here.

(This is fun)

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Please do, my dogs are especially interested in seeing it! :D They also want to know if anyone has a recipe for vermin-kabobs being they love to chase animals smaller (and sometimes bigger) than them!
 
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My dogs cannot understand for the life of them....why the cats are allowed in the house and they have to stay in the back yard.

I feel sorry for them when I look into Buddy and Shadows eyes...but not sorry enough to let them into the house.
 
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lol, vermin kabobs

Would squirrel meat qualify?

Buddy is little and a good hunter. He catches the squirrel. But then Shadow carries it around proudly, 'cause he's huge and he takes it from Buddy.

Yes, they love to chase squirrel. Puppyarch Tikhon is smaller than a squirrel, and knows nothing about hunting, but he loves to chase them! They like to harass rabbits too. And cats. And birds...
 
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I went over to the neighbors house yesterday to talk about planning our sons graduation party and I could not believe what I was seeing...
Their dog and cat were playing together like best buddies. I personally don't care for cats, but it was the cutest thing I've ever seen.
With that said, if my dog ever gets close to a cat, the cat will be fat-cat-stew and I will mail it to you Michael.
 
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I went over to the neighbors house yesterday to talk about planning our sons graduation party and I could not believe what I was seeing...
Their dog and cat were playing together like best buddies. I personally don't care for cats, but it was the cutest thing I've ever seen.
With that said, if my dog ever gets close to a cat, the cat will be fat-cat-stew and I will mail it to you Michael.
Most excellent! I will have my large sized stew pot ready for the cat! :D
 
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Sophie says cats make good chew toys for dogs.

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Calvin (the cat) says dogs make good things to chase, especially if they are smaller than he is.

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This is Linus, and he is best buddies with Sophie, our ten-month old puppy.

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This is Monty, and he says all cats are vermin. :)
 
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Not to gross anyone out (well, ok, a little) but in the town where I was born, many years ago, there was a guy who got in trouble with the community regarding cats. I won't get into details but suffice it to say that the current practice for anyone who sells "dressed" rabbits to people for food, is to leave the feet on so they can be verified to be rabbits.
 
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Not to gross anyone out (well, ok, a little) but in the town where I was born, many years ago, there was a guy who got in trouble with the community regarding cats. I won't get into details but suffice it to say that the current practice for anyone who sells "dressed" rabbits to people for food, is to leave the feet on so they can be verified to be rabbits.
I wouldn't doubt it.... and I do not question what exactly I'm eating in Chinatown in SF over here. :p
 
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<div style=" padding:4px?> from FWMCATHY'S BLOG: DOG LETTTERS TO GOD

<DIV id=post_message_34716318>Dog Letters to God

Dear God,
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street![/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets again? [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it that thing with the carpets again?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dear God,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Can you undo what that veterinarian did to me?!?[/FONT]</DIV>
 
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Another one which could be written by any of my 3 dogs:

Dear God,
Does it count against me in going to Heaven if I occasionally don't get along with my brothers and sisters and fight with them over such important matters as food or bedding or who gets their belly rubbed?
 
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