The 30+ Flirting Thread! (2)

[IBLuke226]

better have a blanket and some hot chocolate to warm you up

oh yea,
I am ready for just water for the rest of the night,
no calories that way

 

[country woman]

I am having a large mug of Starbucks coffee yum

 

[CRASH2008]

Sir, are you saying the race used up all of your calories for the day

You know I gotta give you a hard time bud

 

[CRASH2008]

Country Woman you are making me thinking of warming up that French Vanilla coffee in the carafe.....hmmmm wonder if that is such a good idea at this hour,,,

 

[IBLuke226]

I am having a large mug of Starbucks coffee yum

this is a backwoods town, I do not think starbucks has ever seen us on the map lol

 

[country woman]

I think he could have both of us flirting with him

 

[IBLuke226]

Sir, are you saying the race used up all of your calories for the day

You know I gotta give you a hard time bud

No, not that way,

I need to watch the middle,
worked to hard to loose those 70 pounds
to be adding calories at night

and I forgot about the time change
before I went to bed last night

 

[CRASH2008]

I have decided my life is becoming too complicated - now I have 2 cell phones to keep charged, keep track of and remember to turn on and off and keep track of their holsters. I liked it better when I had NO COMPANY CELL PHONE. I can't even operate this one. I need a teenager to explain it to me!!!

 

[IBLuke226]

I think he could have both of us flirting with him

I think we are the only ones been stopping by,

I wonder if we could have a coffee prayer shop
but then the ACLU might say we was violating their rights

 

[country woman]

are you saying you are a little chubby. not that I mind

 

[IBLuke226]

I have decided my life is becoming too complicated - now I have 2 cell phones to keep charged, keep track of and remember to turn on and off and keep track of their holsters. I liked it better when I had NO COMPANY CELL PHONE. I can't even operate this one. I need a teenager to explain it to me!!!

I would be so confused with two of those blasted things
just the one is bad enough

 

[CRASH2008]

I do understand that sir. After losing my weight I am not about to have to go buy fat girl slacks to work in again. I feel so much better without carrying an extra grandchild around 24/7 - and I do the eat nothing at night too for the same reasons.

 

[IBLuke226]

are you saying you are a little chubby. not that I mind

I want to take off a couple more pounds,
but moreso trim up this keg into a sixpack again

 

[country woman]

I have trouble with my new laptop

 

[CRASH2008]

Yeah so let's flirt our socks off Country Woman!! LOL

*kicks one sock in the air* There ya' go I'm starting...... LOL

 

[IBLuke226]

I was in 44 waist blue jeans 1 1/2 years ago and took off enough to be wearing 36 inch now,
I would love to be in 34 or 32's like I was 30 years ago

 

[country woman]

you can do it Carl

 

[IBLuke226]

Yeah so let's flirt our socks off Country Woman!! LOL

*kicks one sock in the air* There ya' go I'm starting...... LOL

lol,
and what would those red hatters say seeing your socks flying

 

[CRASH2008]

Well the dining room is almost a dining room again so when you come for that meal if we are both still dieting we can just drink bottles of water - easy cooking - no mess - no fuss - no burned food - no dishes - hey I like this kind of entertainment - I could get used to this....

 

[CRASH2008]

Oh dear I forgot Connie will be by to check on me!!!!