Tell Tim whatever you want to

[Willtor]

Tim, JPPT1974 told me. I, also, will not tell you, or I'd have to hurt you.

 

[LOVEthroughINTELLECT]

I would tell you Tim
But then again I would have to hurt you
LOL!

Tim, JPPT1974 told me. I, also, will not tell you, or I'd have to hurt you.

 

[LOVEthroughINTELLECT]

...And you don't even want to know what she said about eating mushrooms

Didn't I tell you that [post=22930015]ignorance is bliss[/post]?

 

[NoCompromise]

Tim, I think someone referred to me as 'solemn-minded'...That is funny...Anyway, Tim, I began flight lessons today for my private pilot's license.

 

[JPPT1974]

I am afraid of small-planes
Just am skeptical of them
Because of them falling down in the news
But hopefully I am not discouraging you at all
From becoming a pilot
That is good my friend!

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

We went over the test after everyone was done.. I think I got either an A or a B... will find out next week.

 

[NoCompromise]

I have never heard on the news of more than 10 planes crashing in my life...However, I do not watch the news...My mom wants to have a life insurance policy for me...Anyway

 

[generationseeks]

Let's see, what do I feel like telling Tim today...?

Oooh, I know. I'll share a poem, because...that's what I do!

Paradox
I welcome it, but I scorn it,
I fear it, but I want it.
I need it, but I don't;
I should shun it, but I won't.
I want things to change but stay the same;
I don't want to be well-known, but I want fame.
I made him go but mourned his loss,
(I want white teeth but not to floss).
I want direction, but to be free;
I want to be someone else, but still be me.
I want to love, but not to lose--
I want what is best, but I still want to choose.
I want to be honest (but able to lie)...
I really should bake it, but I want it fried.
I want to be sure, but I don't want to know;
I want to stay, but I really should go.
I want to be content, but never too much;
I want to drive stick, but I don't like the clutch.
I want it right now, but I think I should wait--
I don't mind being single, but I'd like to date.
I'm closer to God, yet so far away...
Now I'll shut up, so you'll hear what I say.

 

[NoCompromise]

Tim, that is a nice poem...I want some potato chips.

 

[miss_klara]

Hi there Tim
I wanted to tell you about my guitar. I bought it off eBay. It was sposed to be acoustic, and it's green and yellow (sunburst style colouring). Except I got ripped off, and it's actually a classical, with steel strings, and it's slowly warping because of this. Already, my E string plays some whacked notes that aren't even on the Western music scale. Ah well. It looks fantastic.

 

[intricatic]

Tim - never try to read a textbook on the fundamentals of linux while you're already exhausted. It's generally a bad idea.

 

[CurlyLocks]

Dear Tim,

Today is a good day... people all around me are being blessed... and I am enjoying being a witness.

I hope you have a fantastic day today!

Always,

CurlyLocks

 

[IronWill]

I made $81 on three pizza deliveries so far today. And I'll make more after my lunch break. It's a good day to be me.

 

[generationseeks]

IronWill doesn't know this yet, but he's going to share his earnings with me.

 

[IronWill]

IronWill doesn't know this yet, but he's going to share his earnings with me.

Tim, Generationseeks doesn't know this, but I suddenly came to owe $200 to my boss. I thank Generationseeks for volunteering to help me with this matter.

 

[generationseeks]

IronWill is about to see a magic trick, because I'm going to disappear!

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

Woodchucks have three anus nipples!

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

....................... I am immature...

*slinks away in shame*

 

[Willtor]

Woodchucks have three anus nipples!

What does this mean?!

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

What does this mean?!

It means that whistlepigs have stinky buttnipples.