Tell Tim whatever you want to

[intricatic]

Tim, remember that monkies are very volatile creatures when provoked. They also smell funny.

 

[intricatic]

Put down the books and the brains, find a hot christian chick that you like and go out and have some fun!!! Life is too short for all the itellect!

I ate my intellect with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[willcoach]

Tim, have some fun start breaking and give the forum the W O R M!

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

I like potatos.

 

[intricatic]

I like potatos.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

I don't like spiders. I have feet! Balloon land is a very peaceful place without war.

 

[septemberskies]

Hey Tim,

How are you today?

Don't forget to pray

 

[Bunnymedic]

Wow.Tim should get alot of insight from these posts.I know I am.

 

[Willtor]

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...

What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?

 

[willcoach]

Tim

eat your wheaties

 

[wildthing]

Hey Tim drink another Root Beer... did you know that ice cream has no bones!

 

[Eagle_Wings]

hey, they just canceled our winter storm warning...but now we have a blizzard warning!

 

[Beauty4Ashes]

Hey Tim drink another Root Beer... did you know that ice cream has no bones!

what!!!?!!! Then, what in the world have I been picking out of my ice cream all these years!!

 

[Beauty4Ashes]

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

 

[sherri]

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

........... where do they go?

 

[Willtor]

what!!!?!!! Then, what in the world have I been picking out of my ice cream all these years!!

Pralines.

Tim, don't wear a tinfoil hat. It only amplifies the mind-control rays.

 

[Beauty4Ashes]

........... where do they go?

I believe they fuse together to form larger bones as you get older.

 

[Beauty4Ashes]

Pralines.

control rays.

 

[Willtor]

Pralines. They're what you've been picking out of your ice-cream. I can see how someone might have mistaken them for bones. They're difficult to chew, just like bones. Jellyfish don't have them, just like bones. Come to think of it, when it comes to pralines and bones, we're talking about differences of degree, not differences of type.

 

[Beauty4Ashes]

Pralines. They're what you've been picking out of your ice-cream. I can see how someone might have mistaken them for bones. They're difficult to chew, just like bones. Jellyfish don't have them, just like bones. Come to think of it, when it comes to pralines and bones, we're talking about differences of degree, not differences of type.

oh great! Thanks for clearing that up for me!