Tell me a bedtime story...

[JD from Scrubs]

...so Helicopter danced and danced and danced to prevent the hungry wolves from eating pot-bellied pigs. However, the big bad wolf came by and....

 

[G4M5Y5]

even though the wolf was hungry the wolf made a deal with Helicopter. The deal was....

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...i won't huff-n-puff you into the next century, and you stop doing the macarena dance. So Helicopter...

 

[brinny]

so Helicopter vowed to not do the dance if the wolf would...

 

[G4M5Y5]

promise not to chase pigs around any more...but the wolf could chase around...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...his tail. the wolf thought he was being played as a fool by Helicopter, so he decided to....

 

[G4M5Y5]

to not take the deal and grabbed Helicopter (who had quit dancing)...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...but Helicopter literally was a greased pig (he took a bath in lard earlier that day), and slipped right through the wolf's paws. So the greased pot-bellied pig named Helicopter started to...

 

[G4M5Y5]

run when the wolf then yelled for him to stop and so Helicopter did stop because....

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...the wolf had his wallet. So the wolf and Helicopter wrestled over the wallet in a mud pit (which was Helicopter's area of expertise). During the match...

 

[G4M5Y5]

Helicopter got scatched by the wolf quite badly, but did end up winning the match...After winning the match Helicopter...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...Helicopter enlisted the aide of JD from Scrubs to heal his wounds. So then...

 

[G4M5Y5]

since JD from Scrubs did a wonderful job healing the wounds, Helicopter decides that his goal is to...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...finally get his Helicopter license, so everyone can say, "HEY!!! Look at that pot-bellied pig flying a helicopter!!! I wonder what his name is?" And then Helicopter, the pot-bellied pig, could then say...

 

[G4M5Y5]

Hey all my name is Helicopter, Get it...a Helicopter flying a Helicopter, and the pot bellied pig can then laugh at his own lame joke as everyone else....

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...wonders how a pot-bellied pig manages the complex helicopter controls with only hooves - no fingers! To solve this problem, Helicopter....

 

[G4M5Y5]

invites a very intelligent gentleman on the helicopter with him to videotape the process. The only problem was...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...he videotaped the entire flight of Helicopter in the helicopter WITH THE LENS CAP ON!!! Helicopter then decided to forget proving his flight abilities to doubting-thomases, and continued to...

 

[G4M5Y5]

fly by himself. But one day he got the idea to invite his old buddy Owl along which turned out to be a good idea because....

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...while flying with the Owl, the helicopter ran out of gasoline (gas prices were too high to fill up the tank). So the Owl was there to save Helicopter. BUT Helicopter remembered that the Owl was STILL evil, so...